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nobjob | 11:57 Mon 29th May 2006 | Body & Soul
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She was in the kitchen doing the boiled eggs for breakfast.
> >> >> > > >
> >> >> > > >He walks in and asks "What's for breakfast?"
> >> >> > > >
> >> >> > > >She turns to him and says,
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> >> >> > > >"You've got to make love to me this very moment".
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> >> >> > > >He, thinking it's his lucky day, bends her over the kitchen
> >> >>table
> >> >>and
> >> >> > > >they have sex.
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> >> >> > > >Afterwards he says,
> >> >> > > >
> >> >> > > >"What was that all about?"
> >> >> > > >
> >> >> > > >She says
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> >> >> > > >"The egg timer's broken!"
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Ooooo, I can see this lasting a full 5 mins before it's pulled? LOL


Morning jobby:-)




You always were a crap joke teller- tee hee

12:02 Mon 29th May 2006
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LOL nob, that was funny, this isn't:


http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/Science/Question240784.html



12:03 Mon 29th May 2006
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That was rubbish!Not funny.
12:04 Mon 29th May 2006
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ohhh bloody hell i tried lol


oi cheeky my jokes are **** hot you know that , what do you mean no just **** oohhhh damn cheek woman !!!


dotty i see you appreciate a good joke x

12:05 Mon 29th May 2006
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s and a h and a i and a t !!! bloody stars
12:06 Mon 29th May 2006
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Hey ruskie, thought you wasn't going to be online till june 7th- Jesus, its not that date yet is it???
12:09 Mon 29th May 2006
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hey Ruskjie, i was accused of being you last night, I nearly spilt me voddy, i may sue.
12:12 Mon 29th May 2006
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Don't worry it's just because it is a bank holiday.I will be back to my studies tommorow.I have been working hard I am quite proud of myself.dot.Hawkes hehehe I think everyone has been accused of being me but when you see their other posts you realise they are DEFINETLY not me.Sorry nobjob I think it was a good joke but just not my kind of humor.
12:19 Mon 29th May 2006
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Ahhh Dot Hawkes, you drink Vodka. Thats all the proof we need that you are indeed the Russian bird.

12:32 Mon 29th May 2006
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LOL dot.hawkes ME.Don't think so but it serves her right for saying I was Ilovetrees and littletimmy.I felt quite sorry for them cos it wasn't true.
12:38 Mon 29th May 2006
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The old ones are the best

12:55 Mon 29th May 2006
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*Yawns* ... Nob, nob nob.. what are we going to do with you, eh? Lol Ooooh...now I want boiled eggs! :o) We have those double yoke farm eggs! Whooohooo. Brb
13:07 Mon 29th May 2006
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ouch ! :P
15:46 Mon 29th May 2006
Avatar Image parkesquay

How the hell did he make it last 3 minutes!!!!!


19:28 Mon 29th May 2006
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must have been foreplay too !!
20:39 Mon 29th May 2006
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lmao hahahaha u guys are funny :) <33 xx
13:54 Mon 28th Aug 2006

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