Happy 19th Birthdays to sexyrussian !

[whiffey]

Big Poof, blow the candles out :)

[*Zeus*]

I rite in broad geordie....do thats my excuse.

[whiffey]

OK, that's fine.

Hank Marvin is a geordie, so peace, and soaring thirds on a Fender strat to us all !

[*Zeus*]

ok Whifey...youve convinced me u are not Rusky.
I dont really care anyway.......Ive had more names than her in last 4 months anyway..

[unruliejulie]

come on whiffey, give it up! for everyones sakes, you're well and truely rumbled mate! No wonder i mistook you for a girl! You have been writing as a lesbian for so long now. can you really piddle through a donughnut at 6 feet?! im impressed by that!

[whiffey]

julie ? Come again, whiffey rumbled ?

Right let's picture a lady trying to piddle through a doughnut at 6 feet. For starters she's going to have to lay on her back, drop her ahems, and adopt the lithotomy position. This is not discreet. Then she will have to aim by fudging around with the position of her hips. Finally when she lets rip it is more likely to be a spray than an accurate jet. And finally, she will moan moan moan throughout.

If anyone ever 'rumbles' me, and can prove it (if neseccary of course) I will happily take them out for dinner (unless you are a man of course in which case you can bu$$er off).

[Darrenlass77]

I am in stitches here so thanks to all for making my evening !!!

Happy Birthday SR - I baked a special mango one just for you, with liquorice icing. There are 19 very large candles on top, so all you need to do is blow them out as soon as you can, preferably before the candle wax melts all down onto the icing.

[dot.hawkes]

Of for heaven's sake, for almost the very last time, SR is Carole aka josh aka nooman aka lots of other id.s even the ed knows this and isn't bothered but it sure gives me a bad headache!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[*Zeus*]

whiffey...are you a lesbian

[whiffey]

Ok a few things here. Sexyrussian is NOT noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooman, I know that for a fact and am prepared to swear on my plastic sheep that that is so, and so there, and nah nah ni nah nah.

I started a joyous thread with the intent of bidding a small bundle of fun a Happy Birthday ! What are you doing to it ?

I believe it is now mandatory for 1st year Oxford students to do speling tests. And rightly so. And why should SR know anything about reproduction ? It's all to do with thingies, and thrusting, and all sorts of other things too disgusting to mention.

[dot.hawkes]

chill out whiffey, my angst is more at the AB ed and SR than u babe, so go with the flow,

[whiffey]

Hi dotty, I am not unchilled at all.

I don't have any angst with anybody, I started a good-natured thread, and I really do wish sexyrussian a Happy Birthday.

I'll create my own flow.

[*Zeus*]

Have a happy birthday Rusky,,,I hope you and Maria Sharapova have a lovely night of passion 2nite.

[unruliejulie]

Please accept my heartfelt apology whiffey, i don't know what came over me making such a wild assumption,i think i was just carried away by the lager and Englands winning score. Sorry no offence.... it was tongue in cheek, i know full well (now) you are a fella!!!! ;-) I don't actually know any of the above mentioned names, before my time.

[whiffey]

Bless you unruliejulie, don't ever apologise to me !!

Look after yourself matey :)

[unruliejulie]

such a gracious acceptance. Thank you, a true gent. Now just so you know, theres not many i would apologise too on here if i p them off! Not that i do, with intention, you uunderstand. thank you again, now Happy birthday sexyrussian

[sexyrussian]

Hehehehe. Just read your posts. Zeus you are sick ( I find Sharapova VERY unattractive).I am glad you have believe Whiffey he is so sweet .Thanks for the Birthday wishes. I had too much drugs,alcohol and cake.Great fun.