i think i might have crabs

[#1 bitch]

i have recently been itching my pubic hairs but i haven't found any crabs. why am i still itching??

[saxo_boi]

do u shave??

[4getmenot]

Coz you should be scratching them not itching them?

[raysparx]

Have you been to the Seaside lately ?if you have and you sat on the beach you could have got crabs, to cure this problem,get a saucer of warm milk,put it on the floor,stand still and when the crabs come out to drink the milk,run away

If this fails go to the doctor or local fishmonger for advice

[Booldawg]

I nominate this 'Post of the Day'

[saxo_boi]

��lmao to raysparxs' comment! How funny! haha

[jno]

crabs are small and hard to spot, but can be treated with cream from a chemist. (You don't have to sleep around a lot to get them, once will do.) Or you may just be itching there the same way you itch anywhere else; itches come and go.

[4getmenot]

Do you wear tight pants?

[devilwoman]

yuk yuk yuk, try disinfectant

[Pippa68]

Do you walk sideways?

[Richie1976]

Pippa68, that's class.

[whiffey]

It just happens sometimes, especially in hot weather, in the same way tha sometimes you get a pain somewhere for a little while which then goes away on its own.

[beejaybee]

It could be nothing more than itching due to the heat. Have you changed your washing powder/conditioner/ pant liners or bought new underwear?

[josaphine32]

This post has made my Day...pippa that was quality!!!!

[raysparx]

Pippa, I wish I had thought of that one,you are truly one classy lady, I love you !!!!! xx

[Pippa68]

Well I do try to please :o)

[raysparx]

I have heard that from the one and only mr pippa !!!!

[Pippa68]

You should go over to the 'hairy men' thread, Ray..after what Mrs Sparx said about you I think you may have a good contribution or two :o)

[raysparx]

Hi pippa, I have just put one on there,waiting for your approval,take care, Ray xx

[sexyrussian]

I think your username should be #2 bitch because you can ask anyone on here.I AM THE NO. 1 BITCH.Thank You.