fit hairdresser

[bobtheturkey]

is your hairdresser fit? mine is :)

[whiffey]

Yes, VERY. Why do you ask ? Does she lean you back in the chair when she massages it ?

[raysparx]

hi prof,

mine is 5ft bald turkish hairdesser that weighs 23 stone you tell me !!!!!

[laurence2]

His your Hairdresser Male or Female Bob?

[bobtheturkey]

im not gay sorry lawrie you are going to have to try elsewhere :)

[laurence2]

Dam it, i thought my luck was in Bob.

I'm a Barber man myself?

[bobtheturkey]

i have more money than you though lawrie :)

[raysparx]

take it you don't want a kebab the bob !!!!

[Fatoomfsh]

Mine always rests her boobs on my shoulders. Unfortunately she is such a size and knocked out so many kids that it is almost as tho the boobs r actually mine....freaky

[bobtheturkey]

i love kebabs raymond cant beat simple uncomplicated food like that

[Pippa68]

maybe Laurence doesn't want a poofy haircut Bob ;o)

My hairdresser isn't fit ~ she has to stand on a brick to spit up a ducks arse, has a gigantic hooter and has dreadful acne, poor love.

[raysparx]

my barber warm them up between his sweaty buttocks, taste ok though, i'll get you one bob !!!

[laurence2]

IF i'm a �1 behind you Bob, that will do me.

Pippa, Nice hairdresser then

[Pippa68]

Well she is very good at her job..which is all that counts really isn't it?

[raysparx]

LOL pippa, very graphic,does she wanna shag?

[bobtheturkey]

you will not be behind me lawrie go away :) no pippa its called class dear :)

[laurence2]

Whats the going Rate to have your Barnet cut then Bob

[bobtheturkey]

you seem to know a lot about him raymond? :)

[bobtheturkey]

she does it for free because im so good looking lawrie :)

[raysparx]

I'm a ******* bob !!!!

[laurence2]

F**k me, mines �7 with a �3 tip