Baby

[Fatoomfsh]

My friends wife wants another baby, trouble is, it has been 5 yrs since the birth of their son and he still can't find anyone that wants to sleep with her. Any takers?

[laurence2]

Give us a Discription of her 1st

[Fatoomfsh]

She can get her legs behind her ears

[Pippa68]

That should be enough with regards to qualifications ~ I can't think why there hasn't been any takers. Can she bend over backwards?

[turboped]

Any good at ironing?

[whiffey]

Well well, I am saddened, truly I am. There are weightier matters going on, and I think a couple of people need to bend down and draw in the sand.

[Booldawg]

pretty much every male who posts on the internet on a friday evening would be up for it.

[whiffey]

I wouldn't booldawg. I would only ever sleep with a virgin, and the bit about legs behind ears I find coarse and offensive and reminiscent of American football. Please don't mention things like that again.

[Booldawg]

thats good -cuts down the field for guys like me

[Pippa68]

Sleep with a virgin whiffey? ahhhh..that makes things so much clearer :o)

One question..what are you gonna do once all the virgins are no longer virgins since they slept with you? enquiring minds wanna know!

[n00dles]

whiffey

hope you don't mind me asking but,

Are you straight?