was in a pub with some mates (yes i have some) and a bloke who didnt know me very well but was like a friend of a friend, he was admiring a girl at the bar so i said to him "i bet i could get that girl to kiss me within 30 seconds of talking to her" he said no chance 20 quid, so i went up and within seconds she kissed me, he never found out that the girl was my gf at the time :)
me and a few mates faked a seance (excuse spelling) once and it lasted for about 3 hours!!
we had a friend believing that his ghost had come back in time to help him in his life!! i honestly thought he was going to cry!! funniest thing i ever did see.........
he got me back a few years later when he ******** off with my missus!!!
had a house party once, had a s**t in the toilet and it would'nt flush, so popped back down stairs and got a knife of the table and proceeded back up stairs and cut it up, that done the job, as for the knife, well at least i washed it before i put it back on the table
The bloke who was our best man is a scouser with a philipino dad, we went to the airbase he was at, Swantom Morley I think it was, anyway, we went into the RAFA club and he dressed as an arab prince and he tried to sell me. I was 22 and loopy so i went along with it. lol (no 50p jokes please)
i put a doggy bag of dog **** in my best friends luggage when he was going to america to meet the gf 's folks- and it made it all the way to the guest bedroom in florida, stinking to high heaven.
i almost payed with my life for that one.
there was two house bricks stashed in there aswell but he never seemed to mind lugging them all that way
i deleted my phone number off a mates phone, and then proceeded to text him pretending to be a female regular in the pub we worked in who he really fancied, saying i'd seen him in the pub and was too shy to talk to ask him face to face, but would be in the next day if he fancied a drink.
the poor guy sat there all the next day waiting for her........
I once read an article in a magazine about women taking revenge on their ex-partners so i decided to copy one and when my 'now exhusband' was flying overseas on business i wrapped a rather intimate object (begins wiv VIB!!) in foil, then wrapped it in a black bin liner wiv a nice bit of wire hanging out and taped it up wiv gaffer tape and put it inside a pair of duds.....
Imagining his face thru customs made me giggle.... I let him blame it on one of several colleagues....hope he doesn't look on here....!!!!