Home from the cruel seas

[masterjack]

Would there be any fair maidens on these shores who can offer a welcoming haven to a sad lonely old seadog?

[twain11]

where on these shores are you? if you are in portsmouth, then you will have no trouble at all finding a warm welcoming wench. believe me, the birds in pompey are more than willing. they love sea-dogs. i'm not a bird by the way.
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[masterjack]

A lady in every port in all the world masterjack has bar portsmouth.

[twain11]

probably for the best really

[dot.hawkes]

Do you know bootstrap Bill by any chance?

[masterjack]

He was a good man who sailed the high seas. A true pirate.

[dot.hawkes]

lol cool!!!!!!!!!!! I lke your choice of user name master Jack!!!!!!

[twain11]

Bootstrap bill was a bloody toe-rag. Same as that other fella, can't quite think of his name, but i sailed with both of em and can assure you that i aided them in the most sordid and terrible deeds. A good time was had by all mind you. If you want good sea-faring stories, i am now settled in Portsmouth, and can be found spinning many a good yarn in the local drink holes. Look me up or just ask my true name. Arrrrhhh

[masterjack]

Why thank you dot.hawkes. Can I call you dot for short? You wouldn't happen to be a fair maiden in search of a lonely old seadog, would you?

[Hellion]

Dot ! Beware! this is Master Jack not Captain Jack you be careful of leary old seadog imposters and mind he doesn't try and shiver your timbers!

[fee-is-me]

Ooooh, i likes ya name too.... but for entirely different reasons... lol...