Let's just see if I am keeping up here. The story so far : you are a pregnant , lesbian russian girl who is not quite sure if she is 19 or 21 and you are called Maria Svetlana - with an e-mail address for Mary Stevens 20 on Cerescape. You are expecting twins which you do not want and so your parents will adopt them - even though they have to contend with looking after their mentally ill twins - two sets , right ? You are off to New York with a man whom you fear may rape you (as you do !) and according to a post on another site , you feel that you may be bi instead of being a lesbian. Also , your father can't speak English very well but has apparently been unmasked as Whiffey - who has more than a basic grasp of the English language and now you are dating the AB ED ? Wow ! To think I used to watch Sunset Beach for crazy plots ! You know , you really should send a copy of your life story to Aaron Spelling because he hasn't had a show with such nutty plots for some time now. Think of the adulation , all about little old you eh ? Quick SexyAirhead , best retreat quickly from AB and get your pen scribbling. Chop chop !!!