silly surnames

[violetblue]

This is addressed mainly to people who have worked in places where they have come across a lot of customers' surnames: what's the funniest surname you can remember? i remember a Mr Lavatory and also a Mrs Younghusband, when I was working in a call centre.

[Lore]

I work with someone who has the surname - Golightly, gives me the giggles, especially when she's storming through the building!

[Trojanfarce]

Not so much surnames, but we've loads of Richard Heads and my other half has come across a Miss Fanny Gash.
Probably just my puerile sense of humour.......

[whiskeysheri]

At a jewellers I used to work in, I once took in a repair from a Mr. Sh*tter!

[PinkFizz]

I knew a Miss Piddle!

[soozmac]

I worked in an office in Sydney for a while, where there was Mohammed Ali, a Bill Clinton and (now, I swear this is his real name, but he may have deed-polled it) a Mr Byron Longstaff. Yes, Byron Longstaff. And he even had the wee pointy Shakespeare beard, which made it even odder.

[stylinsam]

mrs duklefiddle and thats the truth!!!

[laurence2]

New a fella years ago called, Robin Bar$tard

[soozmac]

oh, this is too funny. I just googled Byron Longstaff to see what came up, and I found him! He works at the same place (WorkCover) and their website address (I'm not making this up, I promise) is www. toss.com.au. Hah hah hah!

[jeanette1976]

I went to school with a Neil Winterbottom and had a chap call Scott Lund book my holiday in a travel agents to, wait for it.... Majorca;D

[EMS86]

I know someone with the surname "Belcher":D

[Champagne]

Mr Smallbone. That was rather unfortunate. I also knew a Mr Longbottom (or short-ar$e as we called him!). There was also a Richard Gel. 'D!ck' to his friends!!

Recently I worked with a guy called Innocent Jam. He had dreadlocks and looked like a rapper!!

[nat_84]

i went to school and a boys name was **** 'whitehead'... makes me gag just typing it.

[PinkFizz]

Fanny Gash???? Surely not!!

[Birt]

We have some customers in Turkey. One is called Ufuq.

This is pronounced "You Fcuk"

[JOEYGREEN]

I often write to a Mr Peter Brain (Mr P.Brain) and there's also a Mr Tortoishell. I also knew a David Winterbottom too.

[soozmac]

There is also a guy (from Austria) who we deal with at work sometimes called Mustafa Koc.

[EMS86]

At my old school the houses were named after the head of house so there would be a Morgan house or a Stanely house. Me and my mate would think of all the teachers surnames in the school and how funny the houses would sound if they were head of house. We managed to think of some interesting ones. Bird house, Stone house, Goode house, Mee house. We did have a Hussey house once:-)