Female portable toilets

[Purplewitch]

I am going camping next weekend at a festival and am looking to buy a female toilet before I go, as I am worrying about queuing for the toilets for too long, especially if i have been drinking lots of alcohol!!

Does anyone know where I can buy one from?

Thanks in advance :D

[carrust]

Try cutting down a plastic 4 pint milk container. Don't leave any sharp edges though.

[crete]

oh no pink flower who could use that ?

[PinkFlower]

lol i know!! where do people come up with these ideas!!!! xXx

[carrust]

Drink the milk first ! It works & you can cut it to match your contours.

[k@tie]

noooo ...thats part of the festival ..queuing ages for dirty toilets with no paper!

[Purplewitch]

Thanks guys!! I really appreciate all your help! :D xxxx

[RATTER15]

And be careful there are no rats lurking, squeak squeak!!

[crete]

oh no not the rats again

[Belle Fast]

I was at T in the park and they had areas for women to use the female toilet thing. In actual fact all the ladies just went in there and squatted down for a wee, which is fine if you have wellies, to make sure you don't step in any wet patches. It was great - a female bonding experience and no queues! By the way, is it V you're going to?

[joko]

use a paul masson wine bottle - with the wide neck.

you can get them from those catalogues that come through the letterbox or inside mags that stuff like big slippers, walking sticks and dog brushes etc etc

try also a camping shop

[whiffey]

What about urgent number 2's, seriously, either sex.

[Cobra.]

just sh1t in your hand and throw it away

[crete]

plastic bags for faeces

[Cobra.]

Crete, you mean you put a plastic bag over your face ?

[whiffey]

Cobra, you are coming over as childish and poorly articulate.

Not at all as big, butch, hunky, and in charge.

lol, as ever.

[tictactoe]

Sorry to hijack Purplewitch,

Crete, how did you know Pink Flower was there to answer??

[~Wingnut~]

How about a plastic bottle/bag and a funnel? Can pick up really cheap funnels.
Alternativley I found this website:
http://froogle.google.co.uk/froogle?q=portable +toilet+for+women&hl=en&lr=&cr=countryUK%7Ccou ntryGB&sa=X&oi=froogle&ct=title

Hope it's of some help?

Have a great time next weekend!! :o)