Your SSB... (Q for ladies AND gents)

[whiskeysheri]

What is your SSB (Secret Single Behaviour)?

(You don't have to be single to answer this.)

What did you enjoy doing in secret, when you were single, that you'd be too embarrassed to reveal to your other half?

Dancing naked? Uncontrolled belching? Eating gross-looking comfort food like a slob? Looking for chin hairs? Sleeping with stuffed toys? Dancing with the dog? Picking your nose? Eating sweets for dinner? Just lying on the floor for an hour listening to cheesy tunes?

Feel free to share... :o)



('SSB' is a reference from Sex and the City).

[Reenie29]

Eating biscuits in bed, smoking in the bath, farting, sobbing at sad (or sometimes not so sad) songs and lastly - and this is sooo embarassing - watching far to many Ralph Fiennes films cos I think he's lush.

[mazzywoo]

Oo-er! When I was single, I would eat a whole pack of Mars bars while reading a soppy novel. Also, talking to myself and pretending that my cat could talk to me (putting on a silly voice for him!). Other daft things? Listening to Barry Manilow and watching Mel Gibson in Braveheart over and over again. Now I am married, I've had to stop doing that stuff but luckily, my husband is mad too and would understand if I told him those things (but I never would) Lol. x

[soozmac]

sleeping every night with Hippo the hot water bottle. My boyfriend is oddly jealous of Hippo, I think he may have an inferiority complex....

I'm 31 years old.

[annavc]

Eating a whole big tube of Pringles with a whole big tub of hummus and drinking a whole bottle of wine while watching cheesy teen flicks like Mean Girls.

Having animated conversations with the cat (he understands me perfectly well, I'm convinced of it!)

Farting at will (usually brought on by the pringles, hummus and wine).

Dancing round to the kitchen to Dolly Parton's Nine to Five.

Do all of the above on a regular basis as I am single and only the cat can see me and he don't talk!

[mccfluff]

i have regular chats with my cat, and she talks back! watching the disney channel, not getting dressed on a sunday and just slobbing around the house in my undies! and eating in bed

[Pippa68]

Listening to CDs...and dancing to them...and miming to them *goes all red at the thought*

Cutting my toenails on the sofa, and not bothering about the clippings

Eating a whole block of brie all to myself

Eating a tin of cold rice pudding (out of the tin)

Letting rip...and sniffing it

Putting a glass against the wall to listen to the neighbours having their latest row *sniggers*

[crete]

eating ice cream and crisps watching ghost for the tenth time

[stylinsam]

dancing round the living room with my hairbrush singing its raining men! popping spots! ewwwwwwww. eating loads of **** and going to bed with a jam sandwich and a cup of tea! obvioulsy i dont do any of that now!! hehe love ya whiskey!x

[stylinsam]

letting rip and sniffing it ewwwww pippa u dirty dog!! lol ;oPx

[Katie~77]

Drinking a whole bottle of Baileys without a glass. How lady like am I???x

[whiskeysheri]

Thanks for all your answers! Almost literally PMSL here :o) x