Slap someone famous

[stevie-p]

Who would it be and why?

[Lore]

Oh my, this is too close to comfort for me. I've suggested at work several times that we introduce a new policy for an annual 'Slap a child day' - something that has to be decided during a staff meeting so that no child gets slapped more than once! - it could get nasty!

Joby, If you're reading this, I wouldn't really do it, it's just one of those end of term thoughts!! :oP

[Holidaylover]

I've got loads and after the day I've had - it could be you next!! Don't get me started
Jordan - those fake mammarys - yuck
Tony Blair - for what he has or hasn't done to this country
That man on the BBC thing after the lovely pink shoes - hae turn my eyes away - makes me shudder
The person who bought in political correctness - I'm beginning to feel ill now!!
But not poor old raysparx whoever he is. Whats the story there?

[rugeleyboy]

all boyband members!!!!!!!!!!

why cant i have an imposter!!!! its not fair!!!

[raysparx1]

I'll tell you whats not fair ruge " hairs on a black mans bum"

You can have my one if you want,like having a stalker !!!

[Katie~77]

I'll be your imposter RB. What name would you like me to have?x

[wonderwoman1]

why do people want to slap russell brand...he is delicious!!! xxx

hey ray, xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

[Pippa68]

I'd like to spank Russells bum, wonderwoman...hmmm. LOL.

Ruge, I feel your pain. Why doesn't anyone want to be me? I am in a right sulk.

[wonderwoman1]

heehee me too pippa!!

no one wants to impersonate me either!! mind you i wouldnt wish these gold hotpants on anyone!! they are soooo uncomfortable!!

[rugeleyboy]

rugeleybum!!!! that would be cool?

[raysparx1]

you got it ruge, one bum coming up, hope whiffey ain't about !!!!

[rugeleyboy]

oooohhhhh....its like christmas eve!!!!

[jipsquithesq]

Wonerwoman1,

Clearly you didn't notice my slap was a cunning rouse.

But when i said, i wanted to slap Russell Brand, you looked at me like i was no better than luckyeight and her blood filled landing, you swine.... ;-)

[Billy_Bones]

Mr Blair needs slapping on a regular basis, but sadly he hasn't had it. Maybe if everytime he says 'yes' to Mr Bush he got a good slapping, he'd start looking to his own country instead of trying to be a statesman, by licking up to that cowboy on the white house?

How about that cowboy in the white house - now there's a man that needs a good slap....

[Pippa68]

Form an orderly queue Billy_Bones!

[wonderwoman1]

i do apologise jipsquithesq....i have to defend the man with the glorious ball bags...but form an orderly queue now!! xx

[jipsquithesq]

i accept your apology, but not the queue.

[BigBishop]

I'd like to slap paul danan!

[violetblue]

Justine Lennard ('Who's she?' some of you may ask. Exactly, she's a nothing, but still manages to get noticed; she's the most spoilt and arrogant idiot I've ever come across, makes Sophie Anderton seem pleasant).

Sophie Anderton.
Russell Grant.
Sarah from Corrie.
Maria from Corrie.
Adam from Corrie (and that haircut?)

[stevie-p]

anthea turner,
she has her own head so far up her own posterior.
and dont live in the real world!
Yep a good slap.