Stimulating website

[Easyme]

My missus is away for 2 months. Do you know of any good website where I can get some real good visual stimulation??????

[dot.hawkes]

oh aye no probs, here you go:

http://www.lse.ac.uk/collections/payAndInforma tion/eyesightTestsForVDUusers.htm

[~Wingnut~]

Well to say that the sites with the most hits are porn sites, it shouldn't be too hard (opps pardon the pun) to find some!

[horsestache1]

Dot that really made me smile, got to be the best answer ever. Thanks for the laugh

[Easyme]

me too. eh eh ehe eh eh eh.....

[twain11]

Try this one, its completely free to use, just follow the instructions. www.myfreepaysite.com

[bebo]

buy a book!!
The Gospel of Judas

[BreenM]

if you mean x-rated stimulation then sorry can't help you there mate (by supplying a web address I mean).

On the other hand, take a bow www.youtube.com.

Youtube is best site I've came across in a long time. Easily addictive. Has comedy stuff music and just lots of great stuff on it. Should keep you entertained for 2 months!

[crete]

as you sound so mature try the disney channel

[twain11]

You are female then Crete

[crete]

is that a question or a statement ?

[Octavius]

Similar to dots idea....

Visual fakes (not the plastic type!)
http://news.ayanev.com/optical-illusions-visua l-fakes-1150/optical-illusions-visual-fakes.ht ml

http://www.fmrib.ox.ac.uk/~peterj/lectures/mic cai99/sld040.htm
(if you get really really bored, have a look at the first 39 slides)

[twain11]

Maybe a bit of both. I'm on the fence help me out. But your answer does reflect most womens view on that sort of thing, eewwww naughty web sites you perverts!!! As long as its not illegal or something you would go straight to hell for i don't see the problem with looking at nice women who choose to be paid to pose and act out scenes. I would rather blokes did that than creeping about peeking into their neighbours bathroom or bedroom window. Immature indeed.

[maggie01]

Busy yourself with some DIY and surprise your wife when she gets back. Your reward could be better than any visual stimulation.

[noxlumos]

Lol. stop winding crete up and stop generalising, most women I know ( including my wife) don't think porn is disgustuing as long as it's adult and consenting.
Use your imagination Easyme and type something interesting into the search bar, you'll be amazed with what you come up with... lol

[crete]

awe a gentleman on this site how rare .

[Easyme]

Thanks for the contributions. I was able to get what I wanted. I flew a kite by using the phrase 'visually stimulating' and yes most contributors thought I was referring to the obvious viz 'porn'. Unfortunately, I do not find porn visually stimulating. How come many thought I was referring to porn? Are there no 'clean' visually stimulating sites? It shows the thinking of most people innit?

[twain11]

Yeah ok. I apologise to all porn loving ladies out there. Keep up the good work.

[spaced]

www.thehun.com

[crete]

because you stated your wife was going away you purposely mislead people that is why you got the answers you wee devil

[dot.hawkes]

I didn't read it as him meaning porn. : )