embarassing problem

[stylinsam]

hi guys i havnt been for a number 2 for 4 days ?? i dont usually suffer with my bowls and ideas how this can be caused!

[crete]

why do people refer to bowel movements as no. 2 ?

[redcrx]

maybe cos it ryhmes with poo?

[crete]

well why do people refer to passing urine as a no. 1 ?

[redcrx]

i havnt worked that out yet :(

[stylinsam]

octavius im not saying i dont want u to answer my questions, what im saying is you are very sarcastic towards me! i dont no why iv done nothing to you! i mean instead of sayin "if only we had a world wide web to find some info" ........ why not say iv come across this site maybe you could find it usefull. then this situation wouldnt of occured. Thankyou!

[4getmenot]

I'd say its more the way you say it with the sarcastic bit at the top octavious its not needed. And stylinsam I apologise for your money wasted Friday, I have now resigned as top campaigner :-)

[4getmenot]

crete I think you should ask that as a whole new question as I'm intrigued now :-)

[stylinsam]

yes 4getmenot i am not a happy bunny!!!!!!! :oP

[4getmenot]

You wait till x factor final :-)

[Champagne]

I think you'll find that's just Octavius's's's's sense of humour.

You come across as very defensive/over-sensitive, Sam. Dunno if it's just a phase you're going through as you never used to come across like that.

[crete]

SAM Is entitled to be grumpy she is CONSTIPATED ! any joy this morning with your bowels ?

[stylinsam]

actually, im feeling really good today, my bowels have now emptied lol, it must of been all the talk about it made me go . thanks guys xx

[crete]

congratulations !

[stylinsam]

lol thanks crete x