no. 1 and no, 2,

[crete]

why do people refer to passing urine as a no, 1 and a bowel movement as a no. 2 dread to think what a no. 3 is ?

[laurence2]

A number 3 is a chicken chowmein in my local takeaway lol

[crete]

excellent well done

[~owzat~]

Crete,

4get has already posted this Q...

[crete]

i know now

[Cobra2]

a number 3.......crete its to do with the birds and the bees

[crete]

nooooooooooooooooooo way

[Pippa68]

I always thought a number 3 was a number 1 & 2 added together..a simultaneous ejection!

[angeldraws]

Does that mean if y go to the haridressers n ask for a number 2 - you must be a sh1thead??????

[TheTemptress]

i think a number 3 is unrecognisable..especially when you have a massive hangover...a nice mix...pray it dont happen at work!!!!! my sis had one recently at an open air concert and closed down the portaloo!! claim to faim eh?...go sis!!

[mibn2cweus]

I always thought is was to do with the hole it came out of rather than what came out. #3 would then be oral, leaving me now to wonder what #4 would be?