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[shazzzz]

i am going to ireland on a hen party booked the weekend with my mate who forgot to tell me they are all wearing school uniform i hate skirts and would not be to sure what holes to put me feet in in a pair of fish nets pluss i cant walk in high heels i will be wearing a top of course should i just go missing and get lashed up in dublin on my own as i do not know the girl who is getting married she is welsh

[bobtheturkey]

whiffey have you left the house today? :)

[redcrx]

it cant be charlotte church L2, cos Im sure she'd be there dancing to the pogues too.

can i just ask, what are hoiladays?

and whiffey, why did you shoot your dog? :)