Amazing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[fee-is-me]

Did you do anything AMAZING today? (Not to detract from skyep.) Other than the 'normal' lovely day-to-day things, have you done anything TRULY AMAZING today...?

I did.

I spoke to whiffey.

OMG.

Turns out 'he' is a she.

[B00]

!

[fee-is-me]

Quite.

[B00]

Seriously? A she? Well I'll be bu88ered!

[tictactoe]

Wasn't that Melanie?

[whiffey]

It's true, he did speak to me. I never pretended to be a bloke, you silly dafto !! Fairly nice voice I hope, post-pub sort of thing, gravelly salt and vinegar.

You wait till I see your mother Connor !

[B00]

Awww i'm slightly gutted, whiffey was the one person via here who thought I was pretty, and they're a she.....bloody typical, rofl.

[fee-is-me]

Everyone said you were a bloke - so i believed them!!!!

You sound like my cousin from Norwich, Gemma.

Talk about gobsmacked!!!!!

[DotH]

most odd, that means the person on msn who was supposedly whiffey and a male was actually lying. I havn't ever chatted on smn to whifey but someone else has and they the person known as whiffey said he was called michael, now i am confused.

[tictactoe]

The name in itself "whiffey", I mean what self respecting guy calls himself that anyway?

[tictactoe]

Not "Bertie" then dot?

[raysparx1]

B00, is your second answer a request ?


I thought whiffey was a he, an effeminate one but a he, hence Charles Hawtrey link, well whiffey you come out the closet, well done, indeed !!!!

[fee-is-me]

Honestly, she is lovely to chat to.

I'm fairly sure she was a wee bit sozzled but spoke very highly of you, BOO!!

[whiffey]

Wots's smn the noo ?

Ok time to fess up. I do not have a hairdressing salon. I do not live in Purley, it was all a JOKE.

I am actually Scottish, but I do try wi due penitence to hide that. I was burn in wee Glasgee.

I have certain friends in Essex (ONE LESS THE NOO!), but I have learned to live wi that. Little lanes, wi noone aboot, that is the wee stuff of life. Bird song.

[B00]

Oddly enough I was thinking about this as I was peeling the potatoes for tea...and I'm with Dotty on this.......

i know the person who she means who said they spoke to Whiffey often both on Messenger and on the phone, and each time....they were male.....

I'm really confused.............

[fee-is-me]

One less...?

How so...?

I was just being honest.

Don't be cross babes xx

[DotH]

yes B00 i know, it is a wierd and mysterious thing indeed, and he also had grown up children and it is scary to think anyone would create a whole fabric of invention and then actually tell it to people for real as opposed to typing it on here.

[tictactoe]

Well you must have studdied the map whiffess to have known the areas you said you had cycled to and fro from Croydon?

[whiffey]

Weeel, weeeeel, fee, I mightin as weeel, oooor I mightin as weeeeel not the noooo.

You'll do well without the skidmarks Roger.

lol

[tictactoe]

I don't know about anyone else - but I think this person is just yanking "our" chain(s), and we will perhaps never know the truth now, as to who or what they are!

[B00]

Know what you mean dotty- We all know that whiffey has aliases by the bucketload, none of which I minded as I thought that the 'core' person was who they made themselves out to be ( probably doesn't make sense that bit, but I know what I mean!) but to find out that almost 18 months down the line of chatting to them that's its all rollox? Kinda sticks in your throat frankly!