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[mnko]

Your Hired You can do my Buffet For my Wedding next year. any other offers from other ABers???? lol

[redcrx]

4getmenot, my offer was to start the obligatory fight (every good wedding on TV has them).

[China Doll]

Any need for a serving wench (barmaid)? I'll give you they full package deal, sarky remarks, insightful comments, ability to listen to drunks without laughing... oh, and low cut tops ;0)

[PinkFizz]

ooh can I be a serving wench too!! I can get a couple of those gypsy tops with the laces!! pleasseeeee

[China Doll]

Ok babes.... can't be a good serving wench without the lacy tops.... Want to do a double act and dance on the bar Kayote Ugly style?

[stylinsam]

il dress in shirt and tie and be the pimp !!

[China Doll]

It's looking like a plan coming together then Sammy and Pinky!

[stylinsam]

cant wait-- il go get a loan out!!!

[PinkFizz]

good idea China - better go bare-foot then!!

[China Doll]

And make sure the customers you get us Sam are decent alright... we're high class serving wenches you know ;0)

[PinkFizz]

ooh yes - no riff raff please Sam!

[steviep165]

i'm the trained bar manager here, i'l do the hiring and firing.
we'l start with the low cut top examination........

[China Doll]

Yep... we expect decent totty.

And we're expensive... right Pinky?

[stylinsam]

of course !! il nip down the nearest workingmens club thell be some nice fellas down there smoking pipes!!

[China Doll]

You have to go through Sam Stevie, she's our pimp.

[PinkFizz]

oh yes,VERY expensive!

[stylinsam]

yes see me first!!!! and girls i dotn want none of that black make-up u had on last time please it puts the punters off!!

[steviep165]

ok china, in that case your fired from the Doll House.

[China Doll]

Right.... sorry Sam...

<Digs out bunny gir outfit > Will this do instead?

Sorry MNKO... think things have taken a turn for the worse, we still invited to the buffet?

[PinkFizz]

Do the bunny outfits have fishnets??

[mccfluff]

think i might air my mistress fluffy outfit, that ok with you Sam?