What would your epitaph say?

[TheTemptress]

i was asked this question on an online application form! i gave the pathetic answer ' an inspiration to womankind..died aged 92...the good die young'! now i feel daft...what would you have come up with should i need another!! hehe :)

[-Zorro-]

"He came, he conquered, he went"

[crete]

hope you feeling o k now .

[crete]

she came and did little else !

[TheTemptress]

hehe, good one's...:)

[willa]

with apologies to Emily Dickinson:

Because I could not stop for Death
He kindly stopped for me
I gave Sir Death my address book
And soon he'll come for thee.

(of course, the extra lettering will cost a packet)

[dot.hawkes]

'you won't remember me but I am watching you'

[RATTER15]

Here lies the body of John Bunn, he was shot with a gun, his name wasn't really Bunn but Wood, but wood wouldn't rhyme with gun and Bunn would.

[bobtheturkey]

hush people im bidding on e bay its down to the wire

[TheTemptress]

my sis gave this one to her husband...
david, how much do i love thee?
with all the breadth, depth and body of my soul.

sob sob...

[RATTER15]

Told you I was ill !!!

[willa]

In the Princeton (N.J.) cemetery, the tombstone of William H. Hahn Jr. (1905-1980) reads:

I told you I was sick

Supposedly he ordered the inscription the week before he died.

[TheTemptress]

what you buying then bob?

[-Zorro-]

what you bidding for

[bobtheturkey]

not telling because knowing you lot you would go on and outbid me out of spite :)

[RATTER15]

On my tombstone plainly lacquered,

Epitaph, just fu**ing knackered

[crete]

is it a headstone ?

[crete]

ratter i hope that wasnt a bad word you said just now .

[-Zorro-]

Bob, is it a replacement for Brenda you are bidding for ?

[-Zorro-]

"whos turned out the lights"

[bobtheturkey]

well nearly its a bicycle repair kit