If you are ready for the adventure of a lifetime, TRY THIS:
Enter Pakistan, Afghanistan or Iraq illegally. Never mind immigration
quotas, visas, international law, or any of that nonsense.
Once there, demand that the local government provide free medical care for
you and your entire family.
Demand bilingual nurses and doctors. Demand free bilingual local government
forms, bulletins, etc.
Procreate abundantly.
Deflect any criticism of this allegedly irresponsible reproductive behaviour
with, "It is a cultural thing; you wouldn't understand."
Keep your British identity strong. Fly your national flag from your
rooftop, or proudly display it in your front window, or on your car bumper.
Speak only English at home and in public, and insist that your children do
likewise.
Demand classes on English culture in the Muslim school system.
Demand a local country driver licence. This will afford other legal rights
and will go far to legitimise your unauthorised, illegal, presence in
Pakistan, Afghanistan or Iraq.
Drive around with no liability insurance and ignore local traffic laws.
Insist that local country law enforcement teaches English to all its
Officers.
Organise protest marches against your host country, inciting violence
against non-Brits, non-Christians, and the government that let you in.
Good luck! You'll soon be dead.
Because it will never happen in Pakistan, Afghanistan or Iraq or any other
country in the world except right here in the UK For we are run by soft,
politically correct politicians, that are too scared to "offend"
anyone.