frequently asked question ?

[crete]

which FREQUENTLY asked question irritates you the most ? e,g, how many times are we asked what to say to an employer when taking a day off work it crops up on a very regular basis.

[dot.hawkes]

or how old are you all and how did u choose your name and how many abers have you met who do you phone text and why has my question answer been banned.

[Octavius]

Anything that requires mentioning loads of ABers in a list of your favourite (and probably, only) friends.

[B00]

Ooooo ouch Octavius- rofl!

I dunno crete you just seem a little jaded of AB so quickly after only what a couple of weeks 'ere? Don't mean anything by it, not sure if it's your natural cynicism or what ;-)

[larkin]

Mine recently has been most of those in 'Adverts' where the same question is listed about 3 postings below. Citroen C3 that skates , for example. When you post an answer to say 'look 3 postings down, the same question is there' some k8ob slates you for being unhelpful !

[Octavius]

Ooh ooh ooh - I got a mention!

[oldwoman]

Someone on food and drinks asking when do you pick collet pears in Utah,I have trouble picking them in England. Do you not find this is as bad as repeated questions.

[whiffey]

Octavius, I'd happily be stuck in a lift with you.

(22C in Basildon this weekend. Pete Cockcroft really thinks we this is important lol)

[whiffey]

^^ spot the missing word, except that it's missing. You know what I mean.

Basildon. Sigh :(

I used to live there. No trees.

[dot.hawkes]

oldwoman keep an eye on thaty thread you can nominate for the September dafted thread award at the end of the month

[oldwoman]

Dot its in home and Garden...I need help going senile

[larkin]

oldwoman - do you live in a shoe ? meant to ask earlier before i agree to tasks ! sorry 4 kidnap , crete .

[oldwoman]

No in a time warp. Too big for a shoe.

[larkin]

lol :-d

[joko]

the worst question on here is - "i'm so bored!????"

or words to that effect.

for the simple fact that putting lots of question marks at the end of this pointless and tedious post does not make it a real question and fools no-one that it is.

[noxlumos]

Which famous person do you look like?
Well naturally all us doppelgangers for Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie,Tom Cruise, Jennifer Lopez etc are going to be sitting here answering inane questions on answerbank when we could be using our veritable plethora of charms in far more interesting ways.

[wonder years]

but the greenies on ab need to ask who we are and were we come they are just trying to start of friendly dont you think

[n00dles]

Hi crete,

eyeshade was the first poster, and answered your Q..."That was quick, haven't you got any work to do?", as the FAQ that irritated them the most...

You did not state that the FAQ was one that is posted on AB, so their answer was of a non-AB type reply...

Mine for AB is: x 2

What username did you have before?
You might be green, but your no newbie are you?

Paranoia springs to mind...

[n00dles]

oops *you're*