here you are Chuff, in bits nd pieces, its as close as I can find, just to help you redress the ballance a bit. This'll probably take three or four posts. get your pen and paper handy.
>>>
>>>MEN - PAY ATTENTION
>>> >WOMEN - YOU'LL UNDERSTAND PERFECTLY...
>>> >
>>> >1. NAMES
>>> >
>>> >If Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara go out for lunch, they will
>>> >call each other Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara.
>>> >
>>> >If Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom go out, they will affectionately refer
>>> >to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Scrappy.
>>> >
>>> >2. EATING OUT
>>> >
>>> >When the bill arrives, Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom will each throw in
>>> >£20, even though it's only for £32.50. None of them will have
>>> >anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.
>>> >
>>> >When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.
>>> >
>>> >3. MONEY
>>> >
>>> >A man will pay £2 for a £1 item he needs.
>>> >
>>> >A woman will pay £1 for a £2 item that she doesn't need but it's
>>> >in the sale.