good evening?

[wonder years]

good evening fellow abs hope your are all well if not whats the prob can i help?

[TheTemptress]

good evening wonder. im p**shed and my hubby wants an eventful evening...help!! he has gone out for 10 mins and is expecting a temptress and im going downhill...what can i do??

[dot.hawkes]

i am bussin cos the ed outed the imposterer and he is a total ****

[wonder years]

go to bed prentend your fast a sleep or when you hear him come back, make sure he can hear you in the bathroom and make noises like your being sick any good?

[wonder years]

dot what this about an imposter

[Lore]

Hiya Wonder, I'm 33 weeks pregnant, full of flu and feel like - well, I'll leave you to work that one out. - what can I do?

[wonder years]

you poor thing you cant take any medicine, and you probs cant taste anything so comfort eatings out of the question, reading watching tv prob gives you a headache i know at least you dont have temptress problem i give up iam not much good at this agony aunt ask me stuff am i hope you feel better soon and take care

[Lore]

lol, well I want a refund! the service here is *bleep*

how's everything in the world of wonder years?

[wonder years]

well its ok thanks lore are you ok, i was banned for a while cos of my daft threads i.e biily no mates, and all them daft songs i was singing, so i wil have to behave, i will try and decide what new carreer i can have as agony aunts no good i will stick with shelf stacking am good at that lol

[funkymoped]

Hello Wonder Years.....

im in tip top condition but thanks for the offer...

How are you tonight Wonder ?

[wonder years]

iam ok thanks glad you are, been to work a bit nackered cos people on sick and hoilday but all done and off tommorrow if you are have a great day

[funkymoped]

good to hear youre feelin good even if you are knackered....

im happy to say ive got a whole week off so will be chillin and surfin....
:-)

[nat_84]

im bored sh!tless....

Boyfriends out with his mates, all the girls are out clubbing and im stuck at home in bed, with my laptop with a bad knee....

Tried to help myself but drinking some "red red wiiiiiiiine" but think its made me wanna go out even more.... :o(

[filthiestfis]

couldnt your boyfriend have stayed in and spent the night going down on you? I would have relished that chance if I was him

[nat_84]

he spends most of the week doing that so he probably fancied a a night off......

[I-say]

filthiestfis... go get yourself a dirty magazine and a box of tissues.