swapping rolls

[laurence2]

If men & women swapped rolls in all departments,

Would the world be a better place or would it come to a grinding halt?

Wasen't sure what section to put it under so left it in your capable hands

[redcrx]

would we get training first? :)

I mean, Id give it a go, but doubt id could drive a train without practise lol

bangers and mash

[laurence2]

Hello red,

No training allowed, in at the deep-end i'm afraid

{SPOTTED DICK & PINK COLD CUSTARD}

[redcrx]

If its pink you really should get it checked out :)

Ah in that case i think the world would suffer, but only for a day

[B00]

Swapping rolls? Can I have a swiss one please? Failing that an artic one............... ta :-)

[oldwoman]

If I swapped with my Husband I`d be back to being me.

[laurence2]

If its spotty i'll get it checked out lol

Only 1 day?

Are their still men or women ONLY jobs?

[joby1]

I'd defo swap a cheese and tomato for a beef salad roll. :-))

[-Zorro-]

IM a neandathol...I cud not do a womans job like cooking or cleaniing or nursing

[havinmysay]

oh my god id love to see a man with period pains

[laurence2]

Swapping rolls, would women struggle with these,

1, Opening the pickle jar
2, Real car driving
3, Mastering the TV remote control
4, Man flu
5, in & out to the shops in 5 mintues
6, Pints {beer}
7, watching Football 24/7
8, The mother-in-law

You girls have never had it so easy lol
8,

[-Zorro-]

Imagine women downing 8 pints of beer whilst watching the match on a Sunday afternoon.

.....they just couldnt manage it.

[Lonnie]

Doom and gloom, the end of civilisation, I read your post Laurence, and came over all funny, don't even suggest it, Yeeaagh.

Atomic handbags at noon, bring it on.

[redcrx]

Ok i admit, id struggle with the pints

[Suzyboo]

Toughest from your list would be laying around moaning and groaning about dying whilst occasionally having to blow my nose - having man flu in other words

[skyver]

what do Sadam Husein, George Bush and Hitler have in common? Thier first names start with consonants!!!

[-Zorro-]

Russian spacemen ?

[RATTER15]

Skyver, am I a bit thick or something? They don't all start with a consonant and if they did, would it be funny? I think i'm missing something here? Help!!!

[Suzyboo]

Glad I'm not the only one who didn't understand that joke!

[Pisceangirl]

Actually Skyver...'Adolf' starts with a vowel ;)

[Pisceangirl]

Sorry Ratter & Suzy...didn't read all the posts...so it wasn't just me that noticed the irreverance and incongruity of that post then?! Heheh! What has that go to do with men and women swapping roles anyway?! Probably something to do with the possibility that if men and women had swapped roles long, long ago, all three wouldn't have become the megalomaniacs they are all infamous for! ;)