any good short jokes.

[mike42]

hi all could do with a bit of cheering up any new short jokes uve heard recently.

[serendipity1]

i dont know, what colour what a smurf go if you choked it?

[mandimoo]

did you hear about the magic tractor?

it went up the road and turned into a field.

[cameo]

What did the sea say to the sand?

Nothing - it just waved!

[mazzywoo]

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb? Only one but the lightbulb REALLY has to want to change!!

[dizydosydoll]

2 snowmen one says to the other can you smell carrot hehe haha

[derekpara]

Confusius says:

Woman who cooks beans and peas in same pot -very unsanitory !

[bluevern]

a man goes to the doctors with a pair of see through pants,,,and the doctor says i can see yr nuts...............................a man walks past a pub and sees a sign outside saying 5op a pie and a �1 a **** ,,,the man goes in and sees this beautiful barmaid and says ,,are u the one who gives the ***** ,,,she says yesi am,,,well wash yr hands ya dirty cow i want a pie,,,,,

[bluevern]

thats wnak

[wizard69]

heard about the dyslexic pimp?
he bought a warehouse...

[girlieflirt]

I wanna hear the punchline to the Smurf joke!

[fms]

a blind bloke walks into a bar.

hehehe