this girl i like

[bobtheturkey]

there is this girl i like who is the sister of my postman's cousins next door neighbour, she phoned me and asked if i would like to go to the place that she used to go with her ex bf who is the nephew of the woman who works in woolies next door to the hairdressers owned by the best mate of my dogs vet. now we decided to go to another place first which is near to our original destination which is near the house of my cousins best mates sisters neighbour from 3 doors down on the street where she used to live, however where she lives now is where the woman who sold me pile cream in super drug lives before she got married to the bloke who is the father of the girl i like, what do you think i should do?

[jno]

Depends. Is she Russian?

[-Zorro-]

dont rub-her up the wrong way

[Gill 05]

I'd stick with Brenda if i were you :-)

[ummmm]

I don't understand the problem

[hammerman]

I think you shoud f**k off to another forum you tedius little cretin.

[bobtheturkey]

tedious :)

[gleaveyweave]

You are a very funny person bob!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LMFAO : )))))

[ummmm]

Go for it Bob

[trakcab]

Yes and there`s a ''guy down the chip shop who swear he`s Elvis''

[dot.hawkes]

hammerman has had a fall out with their sense of humour, some people only have abuse to fall back on.

Bob, though you have given this young lady a good time, she sounds like hard work and ungrateful, noone needs the hassle. lol

[joby1]

Try Mrs Harris if you are bored of big brenda and leave it at that!

[havinmysay]

its a good job im not stoned

[dot.hawkes]

it's early yet havinmysay!

[drestie]

Much much better, roberto. Me likes :)

[girlygirl]

Do you like donkeys?

[mrrobbo15]

i wud leave well alone.....i think shes already seeing her dads cousins friend......the lad who works next to that tescos shop, near that pub that ....i think her brothers step fathers doctors wife used to call the bingo there....wednesdays i think it was........so take my advice

[andybaird68]

Sorry Bob you lost me at 'there is this girl' - I admire your effort though.

[smurfchops]

Is her name cas23? She seems to have gone to chavland and deleted all her threads ....

[ummmm]

Have all her threads gone? I thought you couldn't delete threads