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demondragon | 19:38 Fri 13th Oct 2006 | Body & Soul
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I want to lose a few pounds but a diet & exercise is not for me.Is there anyone out there that can help me lose weight fast?
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Just eat loads and loads and loads of cucumber
wot seriously????? @ ummmm
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No. But what a stupid question. I could have suggested eating what you want then sticking your fingers down your throat. Diet and exercise is the only way and anyone who has a brain cell knows that.
liposuction?
Buy 3 things from the pound shop, oh you said lose.... cut a hole in your pocket and put your money in it.
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thanks guys really appriciated(NOT)
No pain, no gain. Just like "Life" I'm afraid. There are rarely any easy options.
you could become a herion addict. They are always skinny!!!
Worms? I believe people used to get infested with tapeworm in the past (Victorian era methinks) to lose weight.

Food poisoning is another good one.

Those funny mirrors at the funfare-the ones that make you tall and skinny obviously

Tonsilitis-it worked for me. Throat too sore to eat!

Failing that, a bacon slicer! Cut bits off!
As a quick fix, you could try a detox diet or the cabbage soup diet which would help you drop a few pounds but as it's only water weight it will come back on again very quickly.

There are body wraps & inch loss solutions at beauty salons that claim to help lose inches, some of them are temporary, some of the treatments make other claims.

In the long term, the best option is a sensible diet & some exercise. There are a number of good books & magazines on the subject, Rosemary Conley, Judith Wills & Matt Roberts being 3 of the best authors on the subject.
she doesn't want to diet.
6 month in the nick helped me.No booze and kebabs, just 3 wholesome meals & an hours excercise a day.Lost nearly a stone in weight.The company was a bit sh!t though
there you go demondragon. become a criminal. eat rotten food. take hard core drugs. infect yourself with worms. become a bulimic the list is endless. you should lose a least a stone
"she doesn't want to diet."

I like to give all the options even if it means bringing up forbidden subjects but I think even the enquirer could spare 2 - 7 days to a detox diet that lose her up to 5 pounds in water weight if done correctly.
she said diet and exercise wasn't for her. But wants to lose weight. she is 18 years old. Our responses are limited to giving her the name of a slimming pill or being sarcastic. Obviously sarcasm was our option.
Lower your bread intake is an option ...
errr. no. eat a bit less. do a bit more.
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don't fancy your chances much, demondragon

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