female housekeeper wanted

[bobtheturkey]

the person that normally does this work is away for a few days and as a consequence my place is looking rather untidy espcially with me possibly on my death bed with a rare strain of bird flu, so any domesticated females out there good with a feather duster and other such implements?

[babydust]

i have a cleaner what area are you from

she looks like chewbacca tho! which makes kim and aggie look pleasant

[-Zorro-]

Mrs Harris is a good scrubber, she should get your place clean in no time

[SteveD]

It's probably as a result of certain practices with a feather duster that you have bird flu in the first place. You have nobody to blame but yourself.

Please specify the "other such implements"; you may be at risk.

[RATTER15]

You bobin too many Turkeys!!

[Eve]

Oh Bob my darling, I do love you but....(scribble, scribble, scribble)...that's the sound of Jenna drawing the line honey ;)

[Waaii]

In your dreams, get out of bed you lazy ---- the suns shining

[raysparx1]

Does she have to gobble like a turkey bob ?

I have some paxo and sausage meat if you want a good stuffing !!!

[China Doll]

Pretty handy with a feather duster and some mary golds Twizzler m'dear but that's my 'special outfit' for when I'm entertaining... oh yeah, foxy!

[bobtheturkey]

china the best offer so far :)

[China Doll]

Great I got the job! Yellow or pink marygolds? And will I need me plunger too? ;0)

[RATTER15]

Bob, you need a goblin teasmade!!!

[wendilla]

What's the hourly rate .Is the fridge fully stocked and can I use your computer to chat with my friends.Have you got a good selection of wine white is my favourite and preferably Blossom Hill.Just you stay in bed and nurse that cold and I shall stay a few days .Will put the shopping list under your bedroom door Just put the money back through.Hope I get the job.