had 2 show u all this ty ray

[mnko]

I got this from rayspark and yes i had 2 read it again lol

A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on.
They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.

The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is
galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:

"Emma come first.
Den I come.
Den two asses come together.
I come once-a-more.
Two asses, they come together again.
I come again and pee twice.
Then I come one lasta time."



"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In
this country . . we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex
lives."



"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sex? I'm a justa
tellin' my frienda how to spell "Mississippi'."




I'VE GOT �5.00 THAT SAYS YOU'RE GONNA READ THIS AGAIN

[raysparx1]

Hi Glyn,

Hope you and family are well, glad you liked it, it was sent to me by the one,the only the georgeous wonderwoman,made me laugh as well.

[justasking]

hehe made me laugh too.

[mnko]

Hi Ray
yes were not to bad. could be better but who couldnt.
Hows ur head? heard you had a rough night!
Hows ur nephew getting on? hope all is well. take care
glyn

[spurslady]

Ive read this before it's a good one. it does make you read it again.

There are some clever ones doing the rounds out there and if anyone has any and have my email address on the MSN please feel free to send them to me.

[JoshPerkins]

You bet five pounds huh?
Well, I demand my five pounds, because I've only read it once.

[pinksmartie]

lmao ah thanks mnko that realy made me laugh :D

[pie+mash]

I've got �10 that says I won't!!!

http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/Body-and-Soul/Q uestion285106.html

[Toureman]

Good one Pie + Mash

[naz_nomad]

you owe me �5 ... PayPal is fine