I hate him

[bobtheturkey]

i hate this bloke because he hates my friends brothers cousin, i used to hate his sister because she said that she hated my dogs vet who likes my mums friend who is related to the sister of my dentist who i hate, now i dont hate the uncle of the bloke next door because he doesnt hate the woman from woolies who i like because she hated the same person that i hated this time last year who once sold a cabbage to the person who i hate most, that cabbage was then sold to a person who i dont hate and now i dont hate quite as much as the original owner of the cabbage

[maximo]

I love you.:-)

[ummmm]

Who owns the cabbage?

[Captain Swab]

I understand Bob.

[crete]

im not sure maybe pizza and salad

[raysparx1]

eat the chuffin cabbage bob,problem solved,

[Lore]

ducky, maybe you should come n' lie on my sofa,

come tell lore all about it..... I'm listening!

[Katie~77]

Oh Bob, you poor thing. I feel your pain.xxx

[-Zorro-]

Im close enuff here to feel you Katiebee

[spurslady]

YOu wanted that cabbage didnt you to make a nice batch of cabbage and turnip soup and the cretin sold it before you got a chance to buy it.

How awfull poor man

[crete]

spurslady, no harm intended, but i take offence at the word cretin.