labour pains

[Immi666]

is it true that being in labour is like having an umbrella opened up ur bottom?

[ELVIS68]

No..but having your hand squeezed to fcuk is similar

[ummmm]

No......It's like someone stabs you in the stomach, twists the knife slowly, takes it out, and then the basta*d does it again.....repeat this for about 10 hours!

I'm a bit p*ssed now......but that is what it's really like

Tomorrow I'll probably say.....it's not too bad....you forget the pain once it's over!

Sorry xxxxx Are you pregnant?

[chitchat]

Never had a brolly up my bottom so I cant say!

[Immi666]

no, not pregnant Ummm, just watched Janet on Two Pints give birth, thats how she described it.

[ummmm]

lol chit chat.....i'm laughing proper!

[ummmm]

Good.....I won't feel so bad in the morning now when I readback what I have said.

Drunken fool me!

[ELVIS68]

Women...if you can`t take the shock...don`t take the.....................goodnight

[ummmm]

Understand Elvis.....Give them a little credit for the 1st and you can call us all fools after that.....Deal???

[ELVIS68]

Deal....goodnight x

[Immi666]

also elvis, if we all decided not to take the ......, u blokes wudnt have anywhere to put it :P

[ELVIS68]

Yeh?? open wide....lol

[Immi666]

there is that i suppose. but u'd get bored eventually.

also, wondering how long it will take for the ed to delete these. they're getting quite rude.

[ummmm]

this is nothing.....wait til Wardy gets back

[tradey]

no it isnt like that,it feels like someones twisting and turning your insides upside down and around and around and really sharp pains it bad really bad but you do forget it as soon as the babys there.

[ganesh]

I'll never forget it!!!!!!

[Katie~77]

It's the worst agony that you can ever imagine. Worth it though!x

[ganesh]

Spot on, Katie!
ummmm-only 10?you were lucky!! lol

[spurslady]

I had 42 hours of it with the first, When I was out last night I was having a similar conversation trying to explain to the blokes what it felt like.

All I can say is the end bit when you push them out feels like your thighs are on fire and that your whole body is going to split into two.

Ive done it 3 times but there is no way im doing it again!

[ganesh]

wow,I thought my 30 hours was a record!
I know your memory goes a bit after you've had kids but I don't know why people say you forget the pain after you've given birth!

[RATTER15]

Women!! a lot of fuss about nothing, babies are only tiny little things!!!

Have an aspirin and get on with it!!