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I have had my garage burnt down in an arson attack. The fact there is a flat above it (currently uninhabited, but unknown) by the pyros) it is being treated as an arson with intent to endanger life. I doubt that when the offenders are caught CPS will run this. And the Bentley was not in there.
It has been on Meridan TV for all you southerners. It has also been deemed so serious the local Police are not dealing as it has been passed straight to the Regional Crime Squad.
Anyway lo and behold, a Welsh flag was also pathetically daubed on my actual house and the words "Wardy, next time we burn you"
With recent threats from a person who I can not now reveal for legal reasons, making threats against me and harping on knowing where I live, one has to wonder.
Some computer nerd from BT has confirmed illegal attempts to hack into my computer from a Glamorgan based cell. Hence I am now using my mobile for this connection. Also my hard drive has been seized.
It seems web attacks are indeed more common.
The hunters I can assure you are now the hunted.
Scary talk from old W-M??? No, the social standing of me and my apparent similarity to "The Terminator" will see this through both the criminal and civil courts.
The evidence is there, and given the fact I have just made another vast amount of money on property I have funds, funds, funds. Like James Bond, wardy is back, but this time with an edge!!!
How is this ummmmmmm, for coming back in style??
It has been on Meridan TV for all you southerners. It has also been deemed so serious the local Police are not dealing as it has been passed straight to the Regional Crime Squad.
Anyway lo and behold, a Welsh flag was also pathetically daubed on my actual house and the words "Wardy, next time we burn you"
With recent threats from a person who I can not now reveal for legal reasons, making threats against me and harping on knowing where I live, one has to wonder.
Some computer nerd from BT has confirmed illegal attempts to hack into my computer from a Glamorgan based cell. Hence I am now using my mobile for this connection. Also my hard drive has been seized.
It seems web attacks are indeed more common.
The hunters I can assure you are now the hunted.
Scary talk from old W-M??? No, the social standing of me and my apparent similarity to "The Terminator" will see this through both the criminal and civil courts.
The evidence is there, and given the fact I have just made another vast amount of money on property I have funds, funds, funds. Like James Bond, wardy is back, but this time with an edge!!!
How is this ummmmmmm, for coming back in style??
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Anybody who knows me must surely realise I am joking!!!!! For Christs sake!!!!!!!!!!
And just for your information daisy duke, slander is the "spoken word". You may mean "libel" or "defamation" which, are according to my law degree a civil tort. Therefore, you go to the police and see what they do.
Oh and why I am here, I believe, no I know that YOU have to prove that you have been "defamed" in some way. So what do we have daisy48, kay, FINA (all usernames) in a public chatroom.
Well, I am not happy. I am going to telephone the police. Then Crystal Guides, then my MP, then Glamorgan police and hopefully George W Bush. Infact I am going to telephone everyone including Max Bygraves. Oh I am so annoyed. So upset. SLANDER SLANDER.
Pathetic. Absolutely pathetic.
PS, sorry I didn't receive your letter you said you sent me. Must have posted it to the wrong address eh?
PPS do I have to thank everyone who agrees with me? Thanks hun, I agree blah blah blah.
So sad. So bitter and oh so true. XxX
Anybody who knows me must surely realise I am joking!!!!! For Christs sake!!!!!!!!!!
And just for your information daisy duke, slander is the "spoken word". You may mean "libel" or "defamation" which, are according to my law degree a civil tort. Therefore, you go to the police and see what they do.
Oh and why I am here, I believe, no I know that YOU have to prove that you have been "defamed" in some way. So what do we have daisy48, kay, FINA (all usernames) in a public chatroom.
Well, I am not happy. I am going to telephone the police. Then Crystal Guides, then my MP, then Glamorgan police and hopefully George W Bush. Infact I am going to telephone everyone including Max Bygraves. Oh I am so annoyed. So upset. SLANDER SLANDER.
Pathetic. Absolutely pathetic.
PS, sorry I didn't receive your letter you said you sent me. Must have posted it to the wrong address eh?
PPS do I have to thank everyone who agrees with me? Thanks hun, I agree blah blah blah.
So sad. So bitter and oh so true. XxX
Pipster (soooooo sorry, I didn't mean to refer to you (an anonymous person who I have no clue about) as anything like a fruit seed.
Please accept my humble apologies before I loose all my money and shares. You are not a pipster. I am so wrong. Please do not telephone West Midlands police or Cherrie Blair. I beg you.
Please accept my humble apologies before I loose all my money and shares. You are not a pipster. I am so wrong. Please do not telephone West Midlands police or Cherrie Blair. I beg you.
Uncle Raymondo.
Ooooooops did it again. YOU are not my uncle. You have never met my parents let alone their sibling. I hope this has not caused you undue insult and shame. Please accept my deepest apologies. I am so wrong again. Please do not telephone Lionel Jeffries or Ken Livingstone. I may have to sell my gold teeth to pay you.
Ooooooops did it again. YOU are not my uncle. You have never met my parents let alone their sibling. I hope this has not caused you undue insult and shame. Please accept my deepest apologies. I am so wrong again. Please do not telephone Lionel Jeffries or Ken Livingstone. I may have to sell my gold teeth to pay you.
Errr, Ward-minter, I feel I have to speak very sternly to you Sir, as you have been of late calling me "Nox", which I am certain you will agree are three consecutive letters in the word ObNOXious. I feel I have been de-famed, slandered, libelled, labelled and I will not rest until I have hauled you through every court in the land (Earls Court, Coughton Court, Got-me-finger Court etc etc etc).
I expect you to be of the wrong name, at the wrong address and quaking in your boots as we speak expecting litigation, mitigation, twitigation and sh!tigation!!!
So be warned:)
I expect you to be of the wrong name, at the wrong address and quaking in your boots as we speak expecting litigation, mitigation, twitigation and sh!tigation!!!
So be warned:)
wel i am well and truly not happy!!! everyone on this thread is going blah blah blah about peado's,police,meridian tv, to many M's in a users name,ray not being a legitimate uncle and even the dick face george w bush was mentioned but nobody , i say NOBODY has mentioned the 2 poor defencless turtles that died in the ficticous fire!!!!!!
They're alive. They're alive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.tigerhomes.org/animal/java/wallpape r/tortoise-800.jpg
If you google "tortoise" and search images there is one with two heads. i am a little disturbed.
http://www.tigerhomes.org/animal/java/wallpape r/tortoise-800.jpg
If you google "tortoise" and search images there is one with two heads. i am a little disturbed.
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