help.........

[curlyfilm]

so where i should take girls aloud, sarah beeny, page 5's keely or fern britan for a night of passion where me wife would not find out, and what excuse i could use to escape for the night?

[ummmm]

I think it would be easier for you to send your wife away for the weekend and take them all straight to bed as soon as she's left!

[pie+mash]

You're on a hiding to nothing, curly!! Girls Aloud, Sarah Beeny and Keely,,,OK...but Fern Britton as well, and the bed would definitely collapse!!

Perhaps at DFS, that way you could use several beds and tell your wife you are going to buy some new furniture, but will be testing it first!!

[noxlumos]

I think you should wash your mouth out and burn in the fires of hell for an eternity with whiffey's skiddy undies on your head as punishment for your dirty immoral ways young man! :)

[curlyfilm]

i'm buddhist so its ok

[curlyfilm]

i think you right p&M, perhaps i should date them i night each...

[ummmm]

Lol@Noxy