ladies monthly periodicals

[dilf]

how come if i mention that the reason she has upset the whole of the household this morning might be directly connected to the box of white mice behind the cistern, i get hit in the face with a hot iron and the dogs get stabbed.

flickin different species altogether- she can walk to work

[Katie~77]

Because to us, we don't change. Everyone and everything else goes mental. So if you mention her PMT she thinks you are using that as an excuss for your behaviour! Does that make any sense whatsoever???x

[redcrx]

you got off lightly I reckon :)

[China Doll]

Box of white mice? Well the problem is clearly that you're dating a cat Dilf m'dear. Hene the dislike of dogs and the hiding of white mice snacks. I suspect she just knocked the hot iron off thr ironing board when she was running from the dogs.

Perhaps try dating a woman? They're much easier to understand....









I'm kidding of course... stick with the cat ;0)

[sleepyj]

men just dont understand !!!!!

[PinkFizz]

Wait till she's in a REALLY bad mood later on!! ; )

[dilf]

hang on a second cos your all afflicted.
my youngest mentions that his shirt is still damp cos SHE forgot to take it out of the washing machine thingy and put it in the tumble dryer. it turns out that it was my fault due to the fact i was excessivly refreshed last friday night and she has to do everything. make sense of that

pinching her a*se didnt help

[Katie~77]

Why didn't you put his shirt in the dryer then, eh? Eh? I know how she feels, because I have to do EVERYTHING in our house too!!!lol.x

[RATTER15]

dilf, have you thought about having her spayed!! they become a lot more homely, never have to use contraception and they don't need to be sectioned every month!!

[Katie~77]

Lmao at Ratter!!!x

[Carakeel]

WELL IT WORKS!!! Miau ... purrrrrrrrr! Lucky RATTER!!! XXX PURRRRRR!!!!!

[RATTER15]

and the money you save on the white mice will buy another pint!!

[dilf]

ha ha ha katie can you imagine that.
you'll be telling me to push that noisy thing around the carpet next

[Katie~77]

You sound soooooo much like my husband.x

[Carakeel]

Well, my RATTER pushes the noisy thing around the place occationally, even did it this morning! He's a darling, he is!!! Oh and kitties, you get your life back when you're spayed! Honestly!!! It's GREAT!!! PURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!! :o)

[Carakeel]

occasionally even ... LOL!

[dilf]

because katie WE have better things to do like, worrying if mr blair and mr brown have got the economy right.
but you dont hear us winging

[RATTER15]

Unfortunately, they may want you castrated as revenge!!! Gotta go, carakeel wants me to do the dishes!!

[dilf]

go on ratter - sounds like you got given your reward .

[ummmm]

At the time of the month I always feel that I am reacting how I should react normally but don't because I don't want to upset everyone. Once a month I have the bottle to point out everyones faults and tell them everything I have been storing up for the past three weeks. It's just a shame that it all comes out in 1 day though!