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Silly story to cheer you all up-unless you love rabbits
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A dear little girl, about 7 years old and with a lispy voice went into a pet shop and asked said to the owner "I want thome wabbits".
He knelt down to her level and asked her "What kind of wabbits would you like". "Ones with long ears; fluffy ones with pink ears or maybe wabbits with big fluffy tails"?
She said," I don't thuppose my 10 foot python gives a s***".
He knelt down to her level and asked her "What kind of wabbits would you like". "Ones with long ears; fluffy ones with pink ears or maybe wabbits with big fluffy tails"?
She said," I don't thuppose my 10 foot python gives a s***".
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I'm with you there hawkwalk, I simply cannot see the significance of the lisp. I think all jokes posted on AB should have an attached explanation. I may post in Suggs to this effect.
If you rewrite the joke without the lisp, does it lose its punch, I really can't see that it does, and while not wanting to make a big issue about it or string out a thread or irritate people which is not my style, this stuff is really too cryptic for a gentle Sunday evening.
If you rewrite the joke without the lisp, does it lose its punch, I really can't see that it does, and while not wanting to make a big issue about it or string out a thread or irritate people which is not my style, this stuff is really too cryptic for a gentle Sunday evening.
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