LFAO @ Octavius.... very good!
Naz - My mum says we 'eat turkey at christmas because I do like it, the same with brussel sprouts, besides it's tradition, stop moaning... if you throw that on the floor for the cats you will be smacked with the ladle... no, you're not having more wine until you've eaten your turkey and sprouts.... fine, fine, I'll make more bl00dy gravy, you don't appreciate me.... will you stop playing with you food and eat your fu**ing turkey!'
Or at least the reason goes something like that, I wasn't listening, I was trying to give my turkey to the cat.