thnk I have the answer for this, just follow these instructions
1. have a bath
2. get your best clothes on.
3. open the front door.
4. go out the front door.
5. close the front door.
6. find the nearest pub.
7. drink loads and loads of alcohol.
8. make your way back home.
9. spend an hour trying to get you key into the lock.
10. open door.
11. close door.
12. drink more alcohol (hic).
13. stagger upstairs to bed.
14. fall from the top of the stairs.
15. hit head on every stair.
16. see loads and loads of bright lights and shooting stairs (sorry stars) .
17. go into a coma.
18. see the very very bright light at the end of the tunnel.
Or there is another very simple alternative put the decs back up again.
or better still dont take them down in the first place.
or restore your computer to a previous date.
Whoops sorry am getting a bit silly now.
Have a happy and bright new year............
You're sad, or a Southerner, or worse still both. Leave the decs up until Jan 6th 2007 (12th night). Celebrate Hogmanay, then have a 12th night party. THEN, you can go back to being boring.
Decorations are down?? Already?! Oooh, now thats bad luck you know! They're not supposed to come down till 6th January. (Don't worry - it's only a superstition)