Have you given up the weed for NY?

[Loosehead]

OK Who's given up smoking for new year? Who's cracked already? come on own up!

[dilf]

i had my last fag at 1150pm NYE. at 1230am i knocked out my arch rival outside the nightclub where i was working [ eyecandy ] .i was then bitch slapped by 6 femalesand 2 males ranging from 16 to 20 oh and there forty five year old mother. i got a bloody nose a shiner and a scabby heed, my glasses where thrown onto a sports shop roof along with 1 of my shoes. my eldest son came to the rescue. then the police turned up and lifted the two of us, the mother two sons and eldest daughter of moriarty [who was still asleep]. while i was being given first aid the policeman offered me a cigarrette and it was absolutely delicious. it made me feel healthier and i was fit as a fiddle in ten minutes.
NOT A DROP OF DRINK HAD PASSED MY LIPS

result we were all allowed to go as no one is pressing charges. but i may be charged with breach of the piece or causing an affray but up till now ive heard nothing so fingers crossed

BUT mrs dilf is not happy to say the least so im still smoking my life savers . smoking and picking scabs off my head are as close as ive got to sex all year

[ummmm1]

Hello Dilf....lol....How are you???

[ummmm1]

Them Moriarty's are real class!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[dilf]

still smiling ummm and soaking up the sympathy off my daughter. hope you had a better one than me girl
happy new year

[ummmm1]

I'm more intrigued about who the Moriarty is

Who is this Moriarty?????

[dilf]

my arch rival, nog bad the bad, the bloke who made my daughter cry and fell asleep for a while on NYE

and do you know something the next time i see him im going to do the same again

then i'll quit smoking

[ummmm1]

I'm a Moriarty

[spurslady]

I havent smoked since I was 17 so it's getting close to 11 years now. I dont miss it and hate the smell of other peoples fags on my clothes but it doesnt offend me if they smoke around me.

[Miss Inquiry]

Gave up on New Years Eve and havn't smoked since! Havn't eaten any choclate either! But I am sure I will eat chocolate before I have a another smoke.