This cant be right?

[Roughquest]

I have been watching too much Tittybangbank recently and last night I had the most strange dream that I fell in love with Lucy Montgomery! I must say I have admired her from afar but as the characters she plays especially the Tom Cruise one really gets me going ! SORRY! Can't help it, I like Tom Cruise anyhow, but why am I feeling like this - she is dressed as a man and have to admit she carries it off really well ! Not sure about her fingers though, bit long and alien like lol! Does this make me a lesbian per chance? LOL....

[4getmenot]

yes fraid so

[oopsydoopsy]

yep, without a shadow of a doubt !

[Octavius]

If you are a man trapped in a womans body, then liking Tom Cruise might mean you are homosexual, or else deranged, but liking Lucy Montgomery is ok.

[zipadeedodah]

Don't worry, I had a dream the other night that I was getting...er...intimate...with Lorraine Kelly for a particular sort of 'adult' film. I woke up a little disturbed but have come to the conclusion it didn't turn me into a lesbian over night!

[Octavius]

Did you see her growler?

[zipadeedodah]

There wasn't anything I didn't see! She was already in the buff when I innocently got taken to a room in a hotel. It was quite surreal...one minute I was in the hotel swimming pool with Timmy Mallett, the next I was faced with a naked Lorraine Kelly.

[oopsydoopsy]

Dreaming about Timmy Mallet.
Now THAT is disturbing !!