makeshift alarm

[bobtheduck-]

i may have to leave the house over the weekend and there has been a spate of burglaries in this area so i was given the idea that maybe i could use a rubber doll that i own as a deterrent by placing it in the window maybe make it physically frightening and realistic , any ideas on how i could do this?

[redcrx]

watch home alone! youll find some brilliant ideas for a train set, an old record player and a doll!

[oopsydoopsy]

bob. does it have hands that can grasp things ??

[DaisyD]

what sort of rubber doll is this...? sounds a bit suspicious to me.

[ummmm]

Bob.....just get someone else to do your errands for you and then you can stay in and have fun with Brenda xxx

[Eve]

It'd probably either scare them or get them overexcited and end up being sued for emotional damage!!!

[oopsydoopsy]

Make Brenda look like a female (?) darts player ... enough to frighten anyone away !!

[DaisyD]

i find those kind of dolls 'physically frightening' anyway - they're anatomically bizarre. Good luck with making her look realistic!

[whiffey]

Go up the side passage and throw the duck through the window, this will scare Bill who then stumbles out of his door in a panic and falls into the open wooden crate, lid drops, you lock it, all done.

[whiffey]

Oh sorry I forgot, you need to smear the doormat with chicken grease so he slips on it.

[ladyshy]

Right Duckster.... I've just about had it with this kind of narrow minded thinking...

That's completely dollist and I'm shocked and appalled at you not to mention completely disgusted! Just because it's a 'rubber' doll it might be scary?! What sort of attitude to endorse is that?? I suppose cause I'm only made of 'china' I'm not even the least bit scary and couldn't be a deterrent on your window?! And what about 'wooden' dolls? I suppose they don't have enough expresion for you eh??

You sicken me!

;0P


(Ps: All dolls are scary... creepy bl00dy things!)

[laurence2]

1. Pull curtains over.
2. Stand doll in upright position close to curtains.
3. Replace living room bulb with a ''Red Glow Bulb''
4. Enjoy weekend away, knowing police are staking out
your house free of charge

[joko]

put light behind it to create a shadow and them get 4 knives and tape them to its hand, and put in the shadow too.

who's going to burgle freddy kruger??

[namie]

bribe one of the abers ere with a bag of chips to be a scarecrow for the weeknd ... they can stand by the wndow with arms out and an angry face, prob solved

[dot.hawkes]

Roberto, you're only leaving the house to go to the free Bingo night, i think you're overreacting.