What's on your desk right now??

[PinkFizz]

Assuming most of you have your PC on a desk or table.name 5 things on it right now, the dafter the better.

[Champagne]

- 4 minstrels
- a peach pip
- an empty litre bottle of water
- a key which has snapped in half
- my elbows

[gilby]

ooooh,



a box of milk tray
a half loo roll
a viking teddy from the isle of man (have no idea where he came from)
a picture of my kitty cat
a diary with all my holidays coloured in!!

[Champagne]

the minstrels have gone now. :o}

[naz_nomad]

In no particular order ...

Disgo USB memory stick
CD-RW tower (50)
Green Fender 'California Clear' Guitar Plectrum
Freebie CD from this months 'Total Guitar' Magazine
Wacom graphics tablet

[puddycat]

- several CD pens
- a mug
- bills (various)
- an old lottery ticket
and finally:
- my cat (he's just climbed up and I'm having to type around him!)

[Eve]

Mine's quite dull.

Laptop, tv guide, remote controls, nail file, hair bobble, magazine, medicine, watch, ring, notebook, box of tissues.

[loobie]

* A ridiculous amount of paperwork that does not seem to disappear!!

* A mandarin that I was meant to eat three days ago.

*Another mandarin that I brought in today, no doubt will sit there the whole weekend!!

*Contact lens solution that I should no longer use as it's been there so long!!

*An eggcup that we are meant to put beads in when we get good and bad comments from our members, green for good, red for bad!! It currently has 6 green ones and no red but I haven't emptied it in a while so dunno how long they've been there!! I seriously have better bl00dy things to do!!

[stewey]

PinkFizz, does this item qualify as being daft?

I have on my desk a brown cloth-bound book entitled "Introductory Practical English" published in 1931. On the inside front cover there is an inscription "Elsie Evans, Lower111". I wonder if she's still alive. The book cost 1s 9d.

[PinkFizz]

stewey - that is definitely daft!!

[tubeway]

pack of crisps
dark chocolate kit kat
box of specula
otoscope
torch
unitron box
audiogram cards
printer
calculator
mug
2x oticon delta 6000 hearing aids

[bezzapebo]

Drink
Ciggies !!
Jar of coffee
2 Mobile phones
pack chewing gum

[Miss Inquiry]

Mine is really dull:

A mug from the MGM Grand (half full of stone cold decaf)
A giant ladybird money box
A lifesize cardboard cut out of a Goat from Oxfam
Sexy MotherPucker Lip Balm
A Monthly Reporting Pack (real work stuff)

[stewey]

Are you folks still allowed to smoke at work?!

[julaz99]

ha lots of stuff i hadnt noticed til now...
a wonky lamp
santa claus sweety basket...empty
pair of gloves,
empty regal box
pad with doodles on
phone
tab ash
glass wine stopper
box of false nails
plastic bag
oh sorry much more than 5 things,lol got carried away

[Pippa68]

A gigantic zippo lighter
unused ashtray
an old Barbie doll
spectacles
photo of me when I was 7
mobile phone charger
invoices
bottle of water
one pound coin

[Pippa68]

Oh hang on I just found 'Spike Milligans Letters' by Norma Farnes down the back of the desk.

I might be gone for some time...

[bezzapebo]

No can't smoke at work - just looking!!

[starry eyes]

Im at work, so my 5 are:

A hot chocolate drink!
paperwork
Scanner machine
Phone
fruit bowl!

[PinkFizz]

lol - keep going you lot !!