Because i can't remember how it works

[dot.hawkes]

and because it suddenly dawned on me to do this, i am going to conduct an experiment, i am going to see if asking a random question online, using Google or yahoo, actually leads me to AB.
the point of this experiment, conducted under sterile and clinical conditions, (i polished with Mr Sheen earlier and i have a bottle of alcohol close to hand) is to see just how new members are guided, led, coerced, prompted, to find AB.
If i do not return, you will know that it is all a myth, and there truly are only 24 members of this site,

momentarily, (fate willing) I will be absent.

Dotty
xxxxx

[dot.hawkes]

Step one, sign out of AB
Step two click 'home' on my main page
step three think of an interesting question
step four think of a question abers would know the answer to
step five reassess the plan and ask about reality TV
step six google the question.

[whiffey]

Do you realise how many times I now have to log in log out log in log out to proxy for all the 24 ?

And by the way, I have �200 of Debenhams vouchers, what shall I spend them on ?

[Pea Pod]

I found the site asking a crossword question one Sunday afternoon. My life has never been the same.

[funkymoped]

good bye and god speed Dotty...

may the cyber gods guide you safely back to the AB.

if not, "another one bites the dust."
:-)

[lovleylady]

dont you have anything else better to do how did you find the site?

[-Zorro-]

Dotty...this is The Cyber Prisoner....there is no escape from AB...you are merely a number...you are number 4....I am number 7

[lovleylady]

there is a question about her in music

[dot.hawkes]

lol @ lovleylady, another member who is under an assumed name and lacks the backbone to be viciously nasty under their usual ID.

though they obviously are noone who knows me or they wouldn't have got my age, marital status, petowning status, or personality so hopelessly wrong, and so no need to bother with them,.

i have had no luck at all, the only words that guided me to the site werte Pete Duel, still i can try again at any time as i choose to do so and it is my bloody computer.

jeeze some people on here are so mean and nasty it makes you wonder what they are with people they really know.

[whiffey]

Well that's all very nice so far, but nobody has suggested what I use my �200 of vouchers for, and don't say Sabatier knives or ooooh you could get some new bedding because I don't need new bedding.

Why don't Debenhams stock bike parts ?

[ummmm]

Dot..........I know who she is!!!!

User name number 3 ?

[sophie_1003]

I found AB through typing something in google, can't remember what now but I remember not needing to look elsewhere!

[natalie_1982]

Good luck dotty, may ou return safe and sound. (I found this site nearly 3 yrs ago trying ot settle an argument over a random question btw). pls excuse my porr selling due to half a bttle of red wine.

[dot.hawkes]

go on lovleylady give it all you got, really get the bullying nastyness out of your system, you can then tell all your friends how tough you are, 'I bullied an old woman tonight it was really tough'.

Go on i don't mind, see how personal and nasty you can get with a total stranger you have never and are never likely to meet, it may give u the obvious ego boost you need, after all, it is really hard to be nasty to people you know, they tend to fight back in a more physical and ultimately damaging way, where as i can only use the typed word, so here u go, free reign, don't sugar coat it, let it all out, all that pent up anger and jealously, let's see what u really are about, you will feel a better man / woman for it , after all, if u are being bullied yourself, or abused, this is a site where you can get your own back.

you could also sign in as your normal ID, which actually wouldn't mean much as u are probably a nameless nonentity anyway who hides anyway.

[ummmm]

Spend it on me Whiffey.......I know you want ..

[dot.hawkes]

whiffey they have a gorgeous reclining computer chair that swivels for �199.00

[natalie_1982]

Apparent;y I should have read further Mrs Dot has returned sae and soudn. Whiff, spend it on lingerie. Are you male or female? Doesn;t matter eithe wayr. Spend it onunderwear

[whiffey]

So what do you want ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm ? I've seen a pair of long-toed Italian shoes, but I suspect you'd prefer a really hot curry. Debenhams as a commercial design fault don't do curries. They do perfumes however, what is your favourite ?

[drestie]

Whiffey - you could buy me diamond stud earrings ;)

[whiffey]

Lingerie natalie_82 ? How many thongs can you buy for �200 ? Thongs are awful things.

[buzybee]

i found it christmas eve 06, trying to find the name of a song!