hello all!!

[notfrom-oz]

GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED

1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.
3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the
second person.
4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.
8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
10) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandpa's lap.

[naz_nomad]

awwww ...

[notfrom-oz]

GREAT TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED:

1) Raising teenagers is like nailing jelly to a tree.
2) Wrinkles don't hurt.
3) Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts.
4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.
5) Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.
6) Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fibre, not the toy.

[notfrom-oz]

GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD

1) Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional..
2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.
3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're
down there.
4) You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking
chair that you once got from a roller coaster.
5) It's frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers
to ask you the questions.
6) Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.

[curlyfilm]

My Dad used to say 'always fight fire with fire', which is probably why he got thrown out of the the fire brigade.

[notfrom-oz]

THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE:

1) You believe in Santa Claus.
2) You don't believe in Santa Claus.
3) You are Santa Claus.
4) You look like Santa Claus.


At age 4 success is . . . not peeing in your pants.
At age 12 success is . . . having friends.
At age 17 success is . . . having a drivers license.
At age 35 success is . . . having money.
At age 50 success is . . . having money.
At age 70 success is . . . having a drivers license.
At age 75 success is . . . having friends.
At age 80 success is . . . not peeing in your pants.


Always remember to forget the troubles that pass your way; BUT NEVER
forget the blessings that come each day.


Have a wonderful day with many *smiles*

Take the time to live!!!
Life is too short....... ..

[notfrom-oz]

curly LMFAO!!!

[curlyfilm]

as a adult, and looking at me answers in jenna's question,

motorbikes and me are a bad combination

[ummmm]

Weeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyy heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyy

Happiness is the new black

[curlyfilm]

as a child.......
It's only when you look at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day that you realise how often they burst into flames.

[ummmm]

As a child....if you pull the wings off a flying ant they become a normal ant!!!!

[notfrom-oz]

AS ACHILD: umbrellas wont make you float when jumping from a great hight even if you do try twice!!

[curlyfilm]

I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was, 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath'. For three years my girlfriend and I slept on bunk beds

[naz_nomad]

Something from Billy Connolly last night made me smile ..

''Too old to die young'' ... I thought that was just right

[notfrom-oz]

Life is a Rope that swings us through Hope. Always believe, that Today is better than yesterday and tomorrow will be much better than today.

[johnlambert]

i want to die like my grandad did, peacfully in my sleep
not screaming and crying like the passengers on his bus

[notfrom-oz]

now now john that did scare me a little thought it was alittle morbid untill i saw it was a joke!!(it was a joke was'nt it?)