Why cant Women be more responsible for their hormones

[RATTER15]

Slightest hormone problem in a Woman and men are running for cover!!

I think they should all have hormone removal therapy until they can learn to cope with them, maybe they should cover "coping with female hormones" on the national curriculum!! They could also have one for the lads "self defence for the victims of hormonally unbalanced Woman.

Can nothing be done for these poor beasts?

I'm very fortunate to have a partner that does not suffer from such a malady.



Men are so much more balanced and able to cope with their hormones!! Thank God for Men!!

[makemesmile]

Yes, thank god for men - where would the arms industry be without them!

[dot.hawkes]

lucky men for not needing to take drugs to stabilise a hormone imbalance, perhaps women should return to the old dark days where they were locked up as unstable because of the condition.

[Lonnie]

Hi Ratter,
Got your hard hat on mate?.

[The_Cuban]

Well signorina Dotty, only if you inseest!
Eeen a my country, all zee women are ormonal! Or mybe ees only when I am around! Viva me amigos!

[enigma]

Lol ! Bit of a sweeping generalisation there Ratter , so im going to counter that argument with a statement of my own :

Men think with the contents of their underpants and I think that they should have their 'bits' removed since they will never be able to control them. Maybe they should include "How not to be a worthless cheating git" on the national curriculum !! They could also have one for the girls 'How to whack your man around the head with a very big saucepan if he even glances in a hussy's direction"

Nothing can be done for these poor beasts.

I'm very fortunate not to be married to a man who suffers from such a malady.

Women are so much more balanced and able to cope with their wanton needs. Thank God for women !!

[Skreecheeboy]

One of my female pals had hormone trouble and blamed it on taking the pill so she has stopped taking it. Any other ladies agree with that?

[dot.hawkes]

only i of each? Blimey i am worried now, i flare up most days: (

[enigma]

You are so right Caz. Perhaps they could teach advanced toilet training at school too while they're at it to end the whole toilet seat up/down debate and to avoid the sprinkles on the floor. Urgh.

[RATTER15]

I ask a civilised question hoping to further our understanding of PMT (mad cow disease) or is that CJD and all you Women get hormonal on me.

I think you are all just sexist!!

[RATTER15]

Lonnie, can I borrow one mate!! you know what this lot are like when they get fired up!!! I think they are being a little irrational!! Bless them!!

[joby1]

I am not fcuking irrational, I am just totally fcucking p1ssed off you knobrot, !! :-))

[Panic Button]

Women don't suffer from PMT







Men do.

[RATTER15]

Dot, don't feel left out just because caz has a stroppy once a month, she omitted that the stroppy probably lasts for 28 days!!!

I knew a secretary who had this hormone replacement therapy, last time I saw her she was a brick layer!!

enigma, the reason we cant always be so accurate it the toilet is we were designed with genitalia that will mark our territory far and wide, solve the problem and put a urinal in the bathroom and that will give you somewhere to spit your chewing gum and stub out your fags at the same time!!

[enigma]

Urinal , in my bathroom ? Cough , splutter. What and ruin my lovely little bathroom Ratter ? My safe haven , to fill with cinnamon candles , bubbly bath scents and keep in a state of general loveliness ? No chance. Besides , I hate fags nearly as much as I hate pee puddles and i'm not really a lover of the whole 'cow chewing the cud look' with some gum in my gob. I think that a better option would be to build my hubby a little shed in the garden where he can spray until his heart's content. Not sure at what age it would be appropriate to banish my son to the said shed as well. Hmm. He's only just turned two , so I guess i'll let him off the hook for now.

[Carakeel]

Have any of you ever read the book " Why Men Don't Listen & Women Can't Read Maps"? It explains so many of the problems between women and men in the most succinct way - all of it wrapped in a great sense of humor.
According to scientists we are who we are because of hormones. We are all a result of our chemistry. So you see, it isn't our fault RATTER, it is chemistry's fault!
And yes RATTER, thank God for men ... without them we women would never have found out just how intelligent, sexy, loving and wonderful we are!!! LOL XXX :o)