Dry your eyes girl......

[Miss Inquiry]

Since I got to work this morning my left eye has been crying as if something was stuck in it, however I have had a good look and there seems to be nothing. Can anyone recommend a good eye cream/lotion/potion that I could buy on my way home to stop it. It is really sore now as I have been wiping away tears for hours, it's also now . Ouch..... I look like I am really miserable and have been crying at my desk all day!

[snagged]

swill it out with some Optrex?


;o) <<< this is prob. what you look like!

[curlyperm]

i had this a whle back, and constantly had a tissue on it, turned out it was the eyeliner i was using, even though i had been using the same make for 10 years? if you dont use eyeliner, it could just be cold in your eye? annoying though ; )

[angeldraws]

eye eye..........

what you need is a spoon and plenty of saliva......lever the eye out using the spoon, being careful not to catapult it across the room of course. Then place it in your mouth for several minutes, swilling it around in the saliva - it is best to use your own saliva, i might add.....try not to swallow it, or press down with the top of your mouth or you may damage, or worse, BURST the eye, which can leave a rather unpleasant taste, i'm certain......then when the eye is sufficiently soothed, making sure the eye is facing the correct way - replace it back in the eye socket - holding tit open to ease reload......the spoon should not be required for this....but if it is somewhat difficult, try KY jelly. - hope this helps. eye eye :o)

[angeldraws]

oops - didnt mean 'tit'........