Dermoid Cysts!!

[Opiates]

How gross is it?? Lol. I think I have one.

[stewey]

Hey, opiates, you got me GOOD on that one: nice job! I had tears streaming out of my non-leperous eye whilst I was composing that last post. Snagged, from now on no more mr. nice guy!

[Opiates]

I love you both. Can I marry both of you at once??

Im serious, My granny is the only one that cares about me.

My life is so sad man, my pops beat a moms, they split, never saw mum in years not even now. dad got custody of all five kids.

granny raised us with dad. stopped talking to dad when i saw him hit mum.

grew up, just a little, moved away - thinking that i was releiving everyone from burden, turns out more people are upset now.

anyways, recently went to see a counsellor as mother dearest tried to get in contact, was crying ma ees out, didnt know why, i was still hurt.

Was so hurt that, i didnt think about my job interview, messed that up good n proper.

So now, back square one with life, messed up as always.

[Opiates]

Oh, and the time Dianne, ahem, my driving instructor told me that some people are just not meant to drive - ever, well that just broke ma heart ...

i passed with only six minors and a licence.

put down a deposit on a car, ready to collect, then did checks for insurance quotes, lost ma whole darn deposit.

My brother felt sorry for me and gave me some money.

[Goodsoulette]

My aunt had a cancerous one of these. This was nearly 20 years ago, she still has to go to coloscopy every year for smears and checkups but she is fine.

[stewey]

No, opiates, I am certainly not sending you any money in order to assist you in getting you tattered and torn, disrupted, disheveled, dysfunctional, and delusional life back together in any semblance of normality.....In fact I'm going to use my cash to go out for a beer or six....Goodevening!

[Opiates]

Good Soullette.

Hello.

Glad shes recovering now. I hoe mine isnt the cancerous type, read that it very rare.

Thanks.

[Opiates]

Stewey, Lewey, Dewey,

Baby, stop swallowing the dictionary.

I know you're desperately trying to make me feel diminuitive in comprison to you and your use of vocabulary. But please ... I know your bright, brighter than all the crayons in ma box.

I dont need your money honey.

I rejected a Canadian Millionaire, because he had no personality - actually he was too serious. My father is pretty well off, and my 19 Year old brother now owns 8 properties and drives flashy cars - I struggle because it makes me appreciative of the things I have.

There are no limits to charity.... It doesn't start with me... and it doesnt end with me either.

[sn�gged]

I need some opiates after reading all that... ;o)

[Opiates]

I'll get you some from the Drugs Rehabilitation Interventions Teams.

They might give you Subutex or something though, a substitute.

x

Working fr Probation has its benefits.

[sn�gged]

Thanks opiates... but I'll just head on down to 'Mandela Court'... my local community drug dispensing community... ;o)

[Opiates]

Well, well, we both know where our local dispensers are.

Nice one.

Whats the QUALITY like over you ends?

Where's Stewey, Lewey, Dewey?

Snagged..... Are you in need of reparation? reform? rehabilitation? PUNISHMENT? public protection?

;)

[sn�gged]

Punishment... possibly... but overall I like to think I'm pretty well adjusted...

...although if you read some of my previous postings and answers you may beg to differ lol

and the quality round here is the same as everywhere else...

sometimes sh!t... sometimes ok... but never great... but beggers can't be choosers....

[Opiates]

Late.

Talking, Begging, Choosing ..talking ...

Much talking is the cause of danger.
Silence is the means of avoiding misfortune.

Have you noticed..? The talkative parrot is caged up and other bords without speech fly freely about????

A completely random thought.

[Opiates]

Birds***

giggles.
;)

[sn�gged]

Blimey girl... I better head on down there quick smart...

and get you a bag as well!

Hope the tests show nothing more worrying...

;o)

[curlyfilm"]

snagged bed now........................lol

ohhhhh just one more smoke.....i'm so weak!!!!!!!!!

[Opiates]

You're gonna have to excuse me for being an ignoramus, but please explain the last message... you know, everything after the ''Blimey Girl..'' ...

Maybe I'm slow, tired maybe, a bit dull ... you decide, phone a friend, whatever you have to do..

Mwah.

Did you accept my marriage proposal earlier or not??

x

[sn�gged]

pass it... share... I don't toke long.... ;o)

[Opiates]

Curly Wurly, I always liked those.

TASTY.

[curlyfilm"]

sounds like a load of bong to me