help!!! emabrrassed a s usual....
well me day started well, left alone, so went for a bracing trek on the south downs, only to stop for some hot soup after a couple of hours, flask of hot soup! but no cup, dam, nevermind,
after crossing a field of bulls, i came to the electric fence, calculated the height and decided i could just step over it, even with me short legs.....unfortunatly i did not calculate the depth of the mud the other side, ouch!!!!!!!, a large, well very large, zap of electricity to me nether regions, it was a ouch ouch ouch erm yes ouch ouch moment, i had a metal like taste in me mouth for hours
later i decided to see me mate (i do have one, but have to pay him) anyway his teenage daughter, seems to have a crush on me, god knows why with a bulldog face like mine, his wife told me, laughing!!!, i was worried before when she said i was "sexy" luckily i learnt it has a differnet meaning to what i thought, and why did i mention i want to go and see Music And Lyrics, at the cinema, now i've been roped into taking her
well, why am i always in embarrassing situations???
and how do i teenage crushes?????