Beer Goggles formula

AB Asks | 09:43 Mon 12th Feb 2007 | Body & Soul

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Ever wondered why that person who you find hugely unattractive at the beginning of a night out seems to have become strangely beautiful after a few stiff drinks? Well a professor of clinical optometry at Manchester University has come up with a formula to help you decide the extent of your 'beer goggles'. Factors taken into consideration include alcohol consumed, smokiness of room, distance from person, eyesight and lighting. Do you think that this sort of research is useful? Or should university professors concentrate on researching more pressing issues?

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devilwoman

nope never wondered at this at all, hardly need to be einstein to work it out.

Goodsoulette

Its just not fair, they cant go publishing stuff like this. I'll never get lucky now * sobs*

cliffsgirl

nope i never wondered about this at all,
does'nt need an einstein to work this one out.

beryllium

How much money was wasted on this? (in the loosest possible terms) scientific research.

Champagne

I think it's a load of nonsense. We all know that alcohol is an uninhibitor, which is the only reason why people become 'more attractive' if you're out looking for a potential partner.

Also, we're supposed to be attracted to people with symmetrical faces and also a high percentage of what we perceive as attractive is sub-conscious (somebody's scent etc.).

The factors above can apply to anyone you meet whether you're sober or not.

legend758duo

beer has always made ugly women look nicer.
in my experience anyway.
lol

jake-the-peg

I'm sure they'd love to spend more time on more important research but you gotta pay the bills!

The research was commissioned by eyecare firm Bausch & Lomb PureVision.

Sorry does that undermine the question?

Pippa68

I remember thinking I was getting off with a bloke who was the spitting image of Mark O'Toole from Frankie Goes To Hollywood.

In the morning he was more Peter O'Toole..on a bad day.

steviep165

munter + stella(whiskey chaser) x mates scoring = disaster when you wake up in the morning.

there you go, and it didnt cost the taxpayer a penny.

MrBen5

hmmm, i think this research is very useful. but at the same time i think they should be looking into stem cell research and cloning, ready for my plot...