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[bobtheduck-]

would you most like to eat a cabbage with while listening to the greatest hits of rolf harris while sitting in a cardboard box throwing monkey nuts at the nearest seagull whils humming the them tune to airwolf whilst wearing a red and orange tank top with tight white tennis shorts and mottled grey socks

[Pippa68]

And onions?

[whiffey]

Of course you're not watching it, it finished 15 minutes ago.

If I was on MasterChef I would serve microwaved Co-op mashed potato with a side dish of chillis, and anchowvies and pusta.

How about you bob, when you've dragged yourself away from ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY ?

[dot.hawkes]

80

[bobtheduck-]

john west sardines

[robbo82]

My best friend at school was called John West, we never tired of making fishy puns around him.

[Pippa68]

I prefer pilchards.

[dot.hawkes]

tinned salmon is tasteless these days, not like it used to be.

[Katie~77]

I don't like cabbage!x

[cliffsweb]

i'd like to black pudding and mushrooms, with anyone who liks b pudding and mushrooms, i'll throw the nuts at robbie williams for being distgustingly ugly and slimy,
i'll whistle the theme tune to A TEAM, while wearing t the tank top and my crombie. and playing with my clackers.

[Katie~77]

Can I sit in the cardboard box with cliffsweb then please? I like mushrooms.x

[Jugglering]

I would like to sit beside young whiffster (can I share in your chillies mate ?), supping on some lumpy mash and mushroom bahjee, all dressed up in fabric trews .. definitely no cords though haha. Hold on, here's a can of beer to drown out the tank tops and disguise the smells from the tennnis players...

[Pippa68]

I agree with you dot ~ there used to be nothing better than a nice can of tinned salmon and salad for Sunday tea.

[dot.hawkes]

LOL caz, u mean the TOP OF THE POPS covers LP I know you do, with the dolly bird on the front on every new one lol

[jump79]

I get the feeling, bob, you have already done this before with that 'someone special' (B?) and wanted to share it with us? And it was such a happy day out that you remember every detail down to the color of your own pretty socks? Did you wear matching orange sandals (and maybe an orange hat) to complete the look? Your amazing sense of style always amazes me, keep it up :)