Woman at doctors.
A woman and a baby were in the doctor's waiting room, the doctor called her in and started to examine the baby, he checked its weight and found it somewhat below normal. The doctor asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed. "Breast fed," the woman replied. "Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor asked. He then pressed, kneaded, rolled, cupped, and pinched both breasts in a detailed thorough examination, throughout which the woman smiled sweetly. Motioning for her to get dressed he said, "I don't know why you're smiling, no wonder this baby is under weight! You don't have any milk." "I know," she said, "I'm his grandmother.